Cocaine, the drink!

[BERIGAN]

Cocaine drink emulates illegal namesake

LAS VEGAS, Sept. 17 (UPI) -- The new energy drink Cocaine from Las Vegas' Redux Beverages is being designated by the company as "the legal alternative" to its illegal namesake.

The company and the drink's inventor, Jamey Kirby, claim the new drink will offer those drinking it both a physical high from increased vitamin B12 and sugars, along with a psychological high from the product's shocking name, said the New York Post.

"When a person sees the name of the drink, some psychological effect happens and the person is already experiencing the energy buzz before they even open the can," said Kirby.

"I can think of no other product except real cocaine that could have that effect on the public," he added.

The paper said Kirby confessed that a throat-numbing ingredient was added to the drink to emulate its namesake. The drink -- like its illegal counterpart -- will be marketed to partiers.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?Stor...17-060812-5969r

[Randy Twizzle]

"When a person sees the name of the drink, some psychological effect happens and the person is already experiencing the energy buzz before they even open the can," said Kirby.

[ghost of miles]

"When a person sees the name of the drink, some psychological effect happens and the person is already experiencing the energy buzz before they even open the can," said Kirby.

Must've had a taste of vintage Coca-Cola!

[BruceH]

Why not just name it "Heroin"? Or "Crack, the drink"?

I prefer absinthe, the drink.

(Like to mix it with root beer, the soft drink.)

[Quincy]

I'm waiting for Crystal Meth Light!

[Rooster_Ties]

Frank Zappa - Cocaine Decisions

[chewy-chew-chew-bean-benitez]

THIS IS COMPLETELY BOGUS. THE FDA IS ********NEVER******* GOING TO APPROVE THIS PRODUCT. NEVER IN A MILLION BILLION TRILLION YEARS.

[chewy-chew-chew-bean-benitez]

The FDA would approve a soda called 'P***sy Juice' before the release Cocaine: the soft drink. First off the FDA'll never approve it, 2ndly CocaCola will sue the pants off them

[RDK]

I think Chewy could use some Qualude Cooler ©.

[chewy-chew-chew-bean-benitez]

i have never taken a "lood" in my life