Van Basten II Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...1,000-cars.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 And J.G. Ballard thought he had a bizarre book idea with Crash... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars Slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 How does he know he's not gay? Is he 100% certain all the vehicles are female? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 depends whether he uses the exhaust pipe or the radiator hose - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceH Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 I wonder if he's ever gotten a hummer from a Hummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Let's pray that this guy never gets elected Prez. Imagine trying to sneak 'Vanilla' into a West Wing nook for a quickie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Why did I just get this mental image involving a cigar and a tailpipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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