Watch out for Karma and Raccoons - they bite back!

[Aggie87]

I have no words to add to this.

Raccoon rapist's penis bitten off

An enraged raccoon has bitten off a man's penis as the pervert tried to rape the animal.

Russian Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

[sidewinder]

Words fail !

[BruceH]

Guess he decided to do to the raccoon what Russia has done to many surrounding countries.

[Jazzmoose]

This man must have been completely bonkers. In one of my few forays in to the world of 'hunting' back in my youth, I went hunting with a friend who managed to wound a raccoon. We tracked the damned thing for half a mile and found it swimming across a wide stretch of water (this was in the south Georgia swamps). Perry went in after it and caught it while waist deep, grabbed it and held it underwater for about five minutes and then brought it up. Big mistake; the animal was (reasonably, I'd say) pissed and quickly gained his freedom and handed Perry a nice set of scratches and cuts. My help? Yelling "you're on your own!". The raccoon didn't seem to need any help anyway...