jacman Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 here's a list of things one can only say (and get away with) at Thanksgiving: 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait you turn, you'll get some. 10. Don't play with your meat! 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up! 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that. 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? 20. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 21. That jiveass turkey of yours ain't nothin' but a Tom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up! Reminds me of those nights when the wife gets home from work and it's obviously very cold outside as the ah...highbeams are on, if you get my drift. I always have to say "Turkey's done!" And yet she still says she loves me; I guess I'm just lucky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 A public service announcement: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacman Posted November 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 hmmm, never had cat. dog's pretty good tho. highbeams are on, if you get my drift i chill out in the frozen food section of the grocery store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 hmmm, never had cat. dog's pretty good tho. highbeams are on, if you get my drift i chill out in the frozen food section of the grocery store. Wow! I would think dog would be a little ruff. Gobbler the turkey thinks cat is the purr-fect choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Dart the cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceH Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 "Are you ready for thirds yet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Dart the cat Oh no! The backlash begins!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Dart the cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacman Posted November 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Wow! I would think dog would be a little ruff man, that was really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Wow! I would think dog would be a little ruff man, that was really bad. I know. I really have no shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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