Rooster_Ties Posted December 12, 2003 Report Share Posted December 12, 2003 (edited) Here's one they'll cherish for years to come!!!... "Flavor Flav" Alarm Clock · Talking Alarm Clock · Six Alarm Phrases: "Rock That Shit Homie", "Get Up a Git Git Git Down", "Yeahh Boyee", "Yo, G, Yo,", "Bass For Your Face", and "Fight The Power." Only $85.00!!! Buy One Now!!! Edited December 13, 2003 by Rooster_Ties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted December 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2003 Here's a little something that Randy might like to get... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted December 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2003 Here's one for Weizen!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted December 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2003 (edited) Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny... Edited December 12, 2003 by Rooster_Ties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 13, 2003 Report Share Posted December 13, 2003 My friends all like jazz, so I figure Mosaic gift certificates. My enemies all hate jazz, so I figure Mosaic gift certificates. It's the all-purpose gift! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted December 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2003 To the tune of "911 Is A Joke"... Going, going, gone! Now my alarm went off a long time ago. Can't you see how slow you're reactin'? You only rise when you feel like you wanna go to the bathroom and take ya a shower. You don't care, and you'll be late anyway. You boss is gonna be mad and dock your pay! And yet you slumber and keep on sleepin' If your hit snooze one more time, then you're D.O.A! Late comers goin' into the office, sneakin' in the back but they'll all know, I betcha! You need to call in quick before they come to fetch ya for the morning meeting, workshop or lecture. You phone will ring when they find your location, You'll lose your job and then receive no compensation! Pretty soon you'll be out of rotation. Unemployment is a fucked up situation! Get up, get up..right now. It's 8 a.m. and you're late for work clown! (Stolen from HERE.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted December 13, 2003 Report Share Posted December 13, 2003 A nozzle extends from deep in the back of the toilet seat and sprays a stream of warm water from its tip. The warm water spraying from the 3 holes in the nozzle takes the form of a shower which rinses the posterior. This shower feels incredibly soft as it cleans the posterior. It also has a massage effect which works as a suitable stimulus for improving the blood circulation or hemorrhoids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 It also has a massage effect which works as a suitable stimulus for improving the blood circulation or hemorrhoids. Hmm. Blood circulation or 'roids. Tough choice, but I think I'll take the circulating blood, thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undergroundagent Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 On a serious note... I purchased for my girlfriend: Chenelle Throw Blanket Tickets to the opening night of "Hairspray" in Toronto Philosophy Bath Products Two new makeup bags "Love Actually" Soundtrack and various chocolates from Laura Secord. Man, she's high maintenance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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