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(AN INEXCUSABLE ORGY OF BUZZWORDS) :tup:lol::rcry:bad::cool::rmad:

The new USA TODAY offering leverages comScore’s validated Campaign Essentials (vCE) and Digital Analytix Monetization tools to optimize inventory and validate that digital ad impressions have been seen by a desired target audience, a clear requirement for delivering superior advertising performance and the accountability the industry has long needed. The implementation of validated impression measurement is part of USA TODAY’s overall strategy of creating a premium advertising environment through guaranteed viewability and large-canvas advertising integrated into the user experience."

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Posted (edited)

(AN INEXCUSABLE ORGY OF BUZZWORDS) :tup:lol::rcry:bad::cool::rmad:

The new USA TODAY offering leverages comScore’s validated Campaign Essentials (vCE) and Digital Analytix Monetization tools to optimize inventory and validate that digital ad impressions have been seen by a desired target audience, a clear requirement for delivering superior advertising performance and the accountability the industry has long needed. The implementation of validated impression measurement is part of USA TODAY’s overall strategy of creating a premium advertising environment through guaranteed viewability and large-canvas advertising integrated into the user experience."

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And from USA Today (aka "McPaper") you were expecting what kind of brilliance?...

Actually, I'm kinda surprised by the uncharacteristically high percentage of multisyllabic words (not to mention the very long sentences) in the passage you quoted!

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Bucket List.

I will gladly barf and defecate in that bucket and on that list, and will do it in individual segments if necessary.

On my Fuck It List, there's Bucket List.

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