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The banana slicer jokes got me:

"Imagine my disappointment when I opened the box to discover that they hadn't sent the power cord," wrote another. "This may be the best thing since sliced beer, but I have no way of knowing."

Sliced beer! HA!

and this one should be sold to a standup somewhere:

"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana," said one customer. "'Use a knife!' they say. Well…my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. 'Shoot it with a gun!' Background check…HELLO!"

HELLO! indeed!

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