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I knew you'd have an answer like that!

Stereo pair or microphone in the right place. DAT is great but think about using more than one machine in case one fails.

THEY ALL HAD LITTLE FEET. THEY WERE ON TV.

He'd walk.

even slower than that!

It's not to late...it can be!

It's fun. And maybe easier to get a gig with them! I bet you could get even more gigs if you were to play with a belly dancer I'll look into that....

Because you're Jesus? Do you have to tell everybody? don't worry 'bout it. I won't hold it against you.

Congrats, Jim! But, did you remember to rotate your tires? Oddly enough, I had spent that morning at Firestone getting an allignment and a rotation. Mine got done this week, along with various other problems that got fixed.

Didn't Zappa have Ringo Starr as Zappa in 200 Motels?

Do you think there was a reason I typed "urban myth" in to the subject line?

Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture by Elroy Willis ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus. She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped, "Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was going to lift her up into the sky", he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

Did you notice if he had started to stand up just before the slurring began? I think the change in blood flow can really exacerbate the effects of the booze. A friend of mine had a couple of glasses of wine when we were out to dinner once, and seemed fine until we got up to go. As soon as we left the place she started giggling and stumbling around, barely able to stand up. Some folks have unstable blood sugar levels, even a single glass can make it big changes.

Was he?

Some Atlantic era Coltrane?

It's fun. And maybe easier to get a gig with them!

Thanks! I'm really into working with this dance co., but they are so busy...

Another photo from the same previous gig:

Saturday, November 27, 2004 7 p.m., free David Beardsley, Microtonal guitar ambient drones with Claire Elizabeth Barratt - director of "Cilla_Vee Movement Projects". Downtown Music Gallery 342 Bowery [between E. 2nd & E. 3rd Streets] New York, NY 10012-2408 Phone: (212) 473-0043 - Toll Free: (800) 622-1387 David Beardsley's web site Claire Barratt's web site

I guess there wasn't enough violence in the clip.

Let's hope it doesn't make the board crash!