Sarah Silverman has a gig at WinStar coming up I think it's got all the ingredients for a lifetime memory, but WinStar itself is just so fucking,,,, gaudy that I can't bring myself to buy a ticket. It's not like Vegas or something where there's an environment, it's just...drive north on 75 through pretty much nothing, cross the state line into Oklahoma, dive past a porn shop, drive through a few minutes more of nothing, and then up pops this vast expanse of tacky that in the day looks like a ginormous prison, only without the barbed wire fences. It takes a minute or two to drive all the way past it and then you're right back into unpopulated Oklahoma.
I don't know if it's WinStar that uses "Stay" in their commercials, but the notion of just going there creeps me out. Actually staying creates an image of volunteering for snuff porn.
And don't get me wrong, I do enjoy me some games of chances. But not like that.