Tim McG

Answer: You can't separate fact from fiction yourself, Dan. SHOW ME THE PROOF.

I feel the same as I did when Clinton was denied his constitutional rights and when the press blasted JFK, Martin Luther King and said nothing about the rights grab of the Bushites. Once again you can't recognize the point of the statement and you go off on your usual whiny "you're denying him his constitutional rights" jag. The point is that your man-love for Bonds is so strong, you can't recognize humor about the object of your affection. Why else would it be posted then, Mister I-know-it-all? It is intended as a cut against Barry Bonds. Pure and simple. Why can't you recognize that fact, eh?

Again, why don't you guys stop pretending you won't watch TV or read the paper or want to know if and when Bonds breaks the HR record? The mere fact that you're here on this thread whining about unproven allegations is sheer testimony to the fact you all are deeply interested. Attacks on Barry Bonds are all specious commentary at best. Who can tell the difference.

I feel the same as I did when Clinton was denied his constitutional rights and when the press blasted JFK, Martin Luther King and said nothing about the rights grab of the Bushites. The fraud is indicative of self-righteous people like you and people who think like you. Can't stand a winner.

Nope. Your pretend lack of interest makes it fact.

Just read this tripe: "Until we have definitive proof one way or the other..." Um..huh? Then why all the hugga-mugga in the media then? "I know Bonds is probably 100% pharmaceutical Frankenstein" Probably 100%...WTF is that? This is total bullshit, guys. Nobody has ever been subjected to this kind of gossip-turned-fact nonsense in the history of sport. Thank God our legal system needs proof to convict anyone. Wow.

Right. And pigs can fly. Why don't you guys stop pretending you won't watch TV or read the paper or want to know if and when Bonds breaks the HR record? The mere fact that you're here on this thread whining about unproven allegations is sheer testimony to the fact you all are deeply interested.

Yes, this Tour has become a farce. Correction: Le Tour is a farce and insult to the entire athletic world.

Piss off. The Tour has long been suspect in their drug checking practices and now it has finally caught up to their lying asses. I fail to see how a baseball player, against whom absolutely nothing has been proved, has anything at all to do with the small-minded French and their hatred of American cyclists. Time to exonerate Landis and get off of the back of the greatest cyclist in the history of Le Tour in Lance Armstrong. Le Tour owes the cycling world and America an apology for their very existence....the morons.

I have serious doubts that he quit cold-turkey the day it became illegal to take steroids. Of course, I'm sure you think the steroids had no effect on his numbers either way (which begs the question of why he ever took them in the first place then). Cold turkey? The "clear" is a cream much like Vaseline or Sportscream. You don't inject nor can you become addicted to a topical gel. Time to check your facts, my friend. I'm aware that it's a cream. You're avoiding the point. Quitting cold-turkey as in suddenly stopping the usage of the clear. I figured you'd understand that - I didn't mean for it to confuse you. Oh fer cryin' out loud, Aggie. You started this ridiculous point and now you bail out on this specious "I know it was a cream" nonsense....then you say I shouldn't be confused with what cold turkey means? Um...huh? If you were using Vasiline Intensive Care could you quit cold [i can't believe I'm saying this] turkey? Waiter....check please.

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I have serious doubts that he quit cold-turkey the day it became illegal to take steroids. Of course, I'm sure you think the steroids had no effect on his numbers either way (which begs the question of why he ever took them in the first place then). Cold turkey? The "clear" is a cream much like Vaseline or Sportscream. You don't inject nor can you become addicted to a topical gel. Time to check your facts, my friend.

As I have stated numerous times before, Barry Bonds has already admitted to using the "clear" back when it weasn't against MLB rules to do so. BFD. Here's to making something out of nothing.

The one on steroids.

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Words of Certain Wisdom: When Life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When Life hands you a load of crap...don't make anything. Trust me on this.

And everybody wants to say public education is all fucked up. Wow.

Exactly. Well said, Shawn.

24 years with my wife here. Wouldn't trade them for a pound of pure gold. My finest period in life came when I was deep into the intellectual cocoon of college life....I have never felt more alive than when I was enrolled full time at the university.

Ah, good ol' PFunk. He did make things lively for a bit. [Aw] We gots the P'Funk I wants to get Funked up.

Blood Sweat & Tears, Chicago, Tower of Power, Ten Wheel Drive, etc. Yeah, even in U.K. I am listening to Traffic, full of fu***** heavy guitars, no horns... Anyway I agree with Ted, the 60s were the starting point of the decline of the music...and the american empire. The right move was Elvis' one: go to the president Nixon and accusing those bastards coming from Liverpool for spreading the drug's culture among the innocent young americans...innocent WHITE americans. ...and Elvis was probably high on pills when the picture was taken... And Tricky Dick probably had a stick up his butt.

Blood Sweat & Tears, Chicago, Tower of Power, Ten Wheel Drive, etc. Sly and the Family Stone, Cold Blood, James Brown, Malo, Santana, Ohio Players, ConFunkShun, Earth, Wind and Fire, Funkadelics/Parliment, Kool and the Gang, etc, etc..... I could go on. Yes, but he still has that 'uppity women' argument to fall back on... Good point. What was I thinking?

Blood Sweat & Tears, Chicago, Tower of Power, Ten Wheel Drive, etc. Sly and the Family Stone, Cold Blood, James Brown, Malo, Santana, Ohio Players, ConFunkShun, Earth, Wind and Fire, Funkadelics/Parliment, Kool and the Gang, etc, etc..... I could go on.