spam poetry

[rostasi]

Well, you know what they say...

Alcohol is calico for the sarcastic.

[(BB)]

Furthermore, the fractured tuba player earns frequent flier miles, and an insurance agent toward a line dancer lazily finds lice on the inexorably imaginative movie theater.

[Bright Moments]

just got this one:

Dear Friend,

It is indeed my pleasure to write to you this letter, which I believe

will

be a suprise,as we are both complete strangers.

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because I

believe

everyone will die someday. My name is Miguel Wayne, a former merchant

in

Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer which

was discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health.

It has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a

few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not

particularly

lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even

myself

but my business.Though I am very rich, I was never generous,I was

always

hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only

thing

I cared for,but now I regret all this as I now know that there is more

to

life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I believe when I have a second chance to come to this world I would

live

my life a different way from how I had lived it, now that it is dark

for

me, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my

immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close

friends.

To correct my wrong past life, I have decided to give alms to charity

organizations,as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on

earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations

in

the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so

badly,I cannot do this my self anymore.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and

distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in

Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended

with

what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of

is

the huge cash deposit of six million dollars that I have with a

Fudicial

Company Abroad,I will want you to help me collect this deposit and

dispatched it to charity organizations and you must be sending me

informations of how it was disbursed either by email or otherwise . I

have

set aside 5% for you for your time and patience.Thanks.

Miguel Wayne.

NB Please do not share my email addess with anyone as I have received

some

emails from some unscrupulos people claiming to be charity

organisations

and other weird stories.