Spontooneous Posted February 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Today's mail brought this opus from one Macey Kelvin, entitled "Is It Funny?" Me friend rock live. Watch just use. The saw even two serve, wood. Wave try way. Cross did fight I us. My many, ago true. Cover and, position. This just if soldier insect. Car river find. Square through ever late, the job. Wish list an. Think, about object, high, finger ocean. Fast might father. Window with better wish few say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted February 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Life, symbol engine, space ball sleep. Whole farm, top. Probable table, pattern do. Dark, would, depend. Why page, other exercise city. Section ready were, table wash. Indicate ear, cry. These gold, why, triangle so. Road sand, door. Of, hot, look character, roll minute. Fell old, their could as. Many, no your. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 That one is deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 So, does anybody know why the fuck we all get this shit in our e-mail boxes every day??? I can understand the spam that's selling stuff -- but these "spam poetry" things, I get probably half-a-dozen a day, most without any links or attachments at all. What's the point??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted February 17, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 (edited) Here's a fairly cogent explanation, copped from kuro5hin.org: All this is because when Bayesian filtering started becoming popular, spam mail generators starting writing code to generate nonsense that looked like English. This was done using various methods, including Markov chain nonsense generation systems - involving simply looking through a piece of text, and analyse which words follow which other words. For example, in this article the word "this" is followed by the words "is", "was" and "article". Once you've done that, pick a word at random to start (e.g. "This"), then pick one of the next options (e.g. "is"), and repeat until bored. A sample bit of text from this article could read: "Done using a word at random to have a sample bit of spam mail generators starting writing code to have a sample bit of text from this is a marvellous...." Not perfect sense, but it's difficult to automatically distinguish from English. Edited February 17, 2005 by Spontooneous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 URGENT UPDATE Shout segment, drive. Mother from quart, red stop still. Field put, milk if stand room. That example, night. Summer was begin. It green size. Paper plan sure. Good now run edge can. Those state tell many. Sea, mind, cold could, case. Gone point, shop cry made third. Fill matter, since, short. Speak wish had receive pose. To know few, spring, fire, ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted February 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Stand poor she. Air those bright my. Sail if is other. Gold, fear, spread happy. Car, drop job. Wave, song gave mountain paragraph fish. Show shape rose learn top light. Eye fast, water led. Feel make tiny one else nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 That one was beautiful.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemo7 Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 nothing is said that so as to where we go as to who as we go as across, beyond, passed through another river sky off where no winds touch where words unspoken float unheard empty go from it all each sped beyond whisper away finally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 swim far wrench concessionaire snark drawback eli iffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted March 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 I am missing working right now. About life Does Joe hate laughing over there? Do those plumbers always remember jumping? --- by Brandie S. Wiley II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DizzySpells Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Mine white ipaq sleeps. Her smart ipaq sleeps as soon as the hairy exam book sleeps. His brothers red sony falls. Our odd shaped ipaq makes sound. Any purple wine falls. Our children stupid spoon lies while mine fancy paper stands-still. His bluish sofa adheres. Her daughters round house is thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DizzySpells Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 cyan apple Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. H. Jackson Brown. Don't you hate running carelessly? Don't you practice dancing as often as possible? Err, yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejp626 Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Been a while since I even dared look at Spam poetry, but with a newer virus killer, I thought I would take a chance again. Here's a pretty good one. Smallcap Insight: warden ave,toronto,ontario,canada m1w 3y8 tollgate jock colonnade cinder honeydew bertram amygdaloid aylesbury renunciate airfield bibliography whitaker uruguay teeing yost ,lippincott deprecatory coors coke contralto chancy diphtheria vinson trickery gastronome fantastic cruickshank granulate liquidate brussels database aver careen beer expletive octennial submitted dummy bypass analytic grab dichloride plume jennie poppy electrify booze ware shrinkage countervail . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownian Motion Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Eternity is a very very long time. Accept Jesus and pray to him daily. God bless you. At cosine we all can crucial as always tribute intern their flatworm and arachnid and swift.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 The finest piece of machine-generated erotic poetry I've ever seen: you grenade me dramatic me you singsong me proscribe me you concoct me ababa me you muezzin me radian me you cottage me hard me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neveronfriday Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Study front town probable cover beauty. Though tall soon. Current dance feet, don't. Would, eat month sudden plan. Wonder big, every through bottom. Deep color result. Toward want, represent number. Just so, began next. Show follow brought part. Rest we, early press help just. Many port cover. Grow made when top beat. Process, atom send, art. I like that. A probable cover beauty. With a deep color result. Art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejp626 Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Subject: Enrique is it over yet? depress brigade strirrup enigmatic unheaval endogamy hubbub spiny semitic alexander seaport doorbell lateral demented metabolism sketchy inner maledict bistate amoeba aaron vicky explain wash . crocodilian been colloidal simulcast incommutable mica backyard >> Maybe not so different from the Vogon poetry heard in Hitchhiker's Guide... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemo7 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 dead dead vast the puked words sped and all of the other stuff, twixt and defined across hearless ears and dank souls life cramped passed happy me you we kill living die 1st though you hungry dead dead gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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