For Sale - My Entire Record Collection

[AllenLowe]

Inspired by the great record shop called Bananas, in Florida, I will sell any record in my collection. However, in order to purchase any record, you have to give me your credit card number and I will charge whatever I feel like, at the time - there will also, of course, be a large extra fee for shipping and handling - so line up boys - name that record - if I have it, then email me that credit car number - and than sit back and watch your debt grow...

Edited June 20, 2005 by AllenLowe

[gslade]

I cant figure out which Mastercard # to send to you

I have several million of them

[AllenLowe]

well, we'll take cash instead - that'll be $8.95 since it's only a mono copy -

[AllenLowe]

on special this week are a few gatefold quadrophonic copies of Lou Donaldson's Hot Dog that were run over by an 18 wheel truck on route 95 - though unplayable (which they were even before the accident) they make very good coasters, and at $49.95 plus shipping are a collector's dream -

Edited June 20, 2005 by AllenLowe

[Ron S]

I can only afford $900 for a CD box set. Do you have anything at that price?

[AllenLowe]

sorry, that's the old price - each recording has had a cost-of-living increase - just send the credit card number and you'll find out next month what you paid -

[JSngry]

OOOH! A PICTURE DISC!!!!!

[Jazzmoose]

What will you offer me for a Brach's set?

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There's no demand; all the kids have moved on to Bahms...

[AllenLowe]

well, for a PICTURE disc, send a picture of your credit card so all numbers and expiration date are visible (plus security code) -

[Ron S]

well, for a PICTURE disc, send a picture of your credit card so all numbers and  expiration date are visible (plus security code) -

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Wouldn't it make more sense just to have us post all that information here?

[AllenLowe]

as usual Ron you are absolutely correct - just post credit card numbers here and I'll send you whatever LP I feel like - sort of like a grab bag - of course, they may be cracked or otherwise broken, but they came out of a Pinata -

[Ron S]

they may be cracked or otherwise broken, but they came out of a Pinata

Aaaaah, imports.

[AllenLowe]

yes, those Iraqui insurgents sure know how to press a record -

[AllenLowe]

unless your name is COUW - in which case we will send you only side one -

[Jim R]

[neveronfriday]

unless your name is COUW - in which case we will send you only side one -

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Ah, more of that good-natured humour you were talking about in the other thread, right?

[AllenLowe]

I meant that only in the nicest, most complimentary, positive, right-thinking, charitable, open-mnded, kind, compassionate, well-meaning, intellectual, emotional, obfuscatory way -

[neveronfriday]

I think the term priapism was floating around elsewhere?

[AllenLowe]

actually, I'm just happy to see you -

[neveronfriday]

If that keeps your mind at ease, I'm glad to be of help.

Edited June 22, 2005 by neveronfriday