Three Views Of Hell

[JSngry]

By The Time You Get To Tuscon, You'll Be Reeling

Surreal Hell

Hip Hell, #11 Style

You must listen to them all the way through to get the full impact. Especially #s 1 & 2.

Trust me.

[gdogus]

Wow.

By the time I'd gotten to the end of the first, I was googling for instructions on the safest way to remove an icepick from one's skull.

[Jim Alfredson]

Remind me never to listen to 98.7 KLUV, ok?

This should be required listening to all music major undergrads before entering the program. "Do you really want to end up doing this?!"

[Jim Alfredson]

Uh-oh, I just got an idea:

And imagine how awesome and thrilling it will sound to your Website's visitors to hear your Website's name, your own name, slogan, or what have you, in stereo! We can provide a capella arrangements, or our singers over your own musical composition.

Can you imagine how AWESOME it would be if you heard a Johnny Mann jingle every time you logged on to the Big O?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[JSngry]

Well, if you got him to go back to his #11-heavy WABC-style (talk about high anxiety!), it would be cool the first time or two.

But no more!

[Jim Alfredson]

No, I'm talking about that heart-warming song about children and God blessing America at the end of clip 2. Now THAT's what Big O needs!!!

[JSngry]

Remind me never to listen to 98.7 KLUV, ok?

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Dude - that's the DFW-area Oldies station. The programming's gotten as bad as the jingles, if not worse.

Now, if you wanna get some primo Top 40 AM jingles, many produced right here in Dallas (the Tommy Loy mentioned is the trumpet player who used to play the National Anthem before all the Cowboys games back in the day; fine musician), then explore here: http://musicradio.computer.net/jingles.html

I've listened to/downloaded a few, and I think there's some prime sample/sound-effect material there for the enterprising cultural bandit...

I bet Phil Kelley knows a lot about this stuff!

[JSngry]

No, I'm talking about that heart-warming song about children and God blessing America at the end of clip 2.  Now THAT's what Big O needs!!!

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Yeah, a soft sell setup for the hard sell. THAT'S America!

[scottb]

"I need more reverb!"

"I got a fever and the cure is reverb!"

"What do you mean the reverb doesn't go to 11!"

[Joe G]

COOL! 92.9! KWFM

Holy SHIT!

[Jim Alfredson]

I like how excited and happy they alway sound. It's like their all on some fuckin' mind-blowing drug that produces moments of absolute sheer ecstasy.

Where can I get some?

[JSngry]

I like how excited and happy they alway sound.  It's like their all on some fuckin' mind-blowing drug that produces moments of absolute sheer ecstasy.

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It's like androgynous neutered virgins on meth, coke, and then some.

[Joe G]

I was disappointed that there weren't any examples of these vocalists speaking/shouting such things as 'THE 99 DAYS OF SUMMER!" in happy happy joy joy unison. 10 minutes of nothing but that would surely be a view of hell rivaling anything seen or heard on earth!

[Soulstation1]

if someone visits me in tucson

we can jam to

cool 92.9.. ten in a row

i was gonna surprise you, but now the cat's outta da bag

Edited August 29, 2005 by Soulstation1