JOKE

[kenny weir]

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart

attack.

The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency

room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the

E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long

face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is

dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against

her cheeks with shock, "we've never had a Republican

in the family before!"

[Jim Alfredson]

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

[chris olivarez]

Drum roll.

[jacman]

[Soul Stream]

...o.k.... Here's one...

What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?

....a brunette with bad breath.

[sidewinder]

[Dan Gould]

In a similar vein to the joke above:

A woman who positively adores the Beatles and particularly John and Paul goes into a tattoo parlor to get a special tatoo: She wants John and Paul each tattoed onto her right and left inner thigh area. The tattoo artist says no problem and gets to work, but when he is finished she is thoroughly displeased with his "artistry" and refuses to pay. After arguing back and forth they agree that the next person to come through the door will be asked to settle their dispute. Wouldn't you know it, the next person to walk in is the town drunk, who of course agrees to look at the tattoos and render a verdict.

He peers in, desperately trying to focus as he gazes right and left at the Beatle tattoos. Finally he announces his decision:

"I'm not sure who those two guys are, but the one in the middle, with the beard and the bad breath? That's definitely Willie Nelson!"