Ruth Siems

[rostasi]

Passed her sell-by date

[Chuck Nessa]

Boy am I relieved. I thought she invented the pop-up timer.

[Jazzmoose]

Boy am I relieved. I thought she invented the pop-up timer.

That reminds me...why do women get so upset on cold days when you look at their breasts and say "whoa...turkey's done!"

[7/4]

Boy am I relieved. I thought she invented the pop-up timer.

That reminds me...why do women get so upset on cold days when you look at their breasts and say "whoa...turkey's done!"

[JSngry]

For the same reason that guys hesitate to come out of a really cold swimming pool?

[BruceH]

Stuffing w/o the turkey is one of those reasons to be thankful we live in the modern era. Not quite "eradification of smallpox" level, but there nonetheless.