Kansas is flatter than a pancake!

[rostasi]

Scientific Proof!

[JSngry]

I had to bail a band I was touring with out of jail in Salinas.

[rostasi]

Well Clem, Kansas has it's ups and downs...

...oh, wait a minute - no it doesn't...

anyway, there's some definite beauty in starkness

(right now I'm listening to Cage's Branches),

but the real howler here is the ur-scientifics -

even comparing apples & oranges!

can't help make you smile dontcha think?

[Eric]

This is the country that Clem refers to - known as the Flint Hills. Very cool, largely treeless, grassy rolling hills.