slide_advantage_redoux Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 Screech Sex Tape: Diamond in the Buff Fri Sep 29, 7:00 AM Yes, it exists. Yes, it's graphic. Yes, you'll be able to download it soon. The sportsbook Website BetUS.com is claiming to be the unlikely frontrunner in an even unlikelier bidding war over the distribution rights to a homemade sex tape featuring Dustin "Screech" Diamond. News: Screech says he was mugged! News: Screech--saved by the shirt? News: Colin's sex tape saga settled E! Online In a press release Friday, the site boasts that it's in final talks with the actor's reps to acquire and release the 50-minute video, featuring the former Saved by the Bell star and two unidentified women. BetUs.com says it trumped more mainstream competition by contacting Diamond's people directly, rather than going through notorious porn peddler David Hans Schmidt, known as the "Sultan of Sleaze," who had previously been claiming ownership of the salacious footage. Publicly, however, Diamond maintains that he has no connection with the tape's sale. "This is definitely not going on with my approval," he told CNN's Showbiz Tonight of the tape's release. "This is not something that I condone." Diamond claims that he made the sex tape "a while ago" to show a group of friends, whom he says make similar videos in attempts to sexually one-up each other. The group meets monthly and scores each others' footage, awarding points for different "accomplishments" caught on tape. "Screech is a pop culture icon who's begging for attention," BetUS.com spokesperson Christopher Bennett said in a statement. "You can't deny the irony of a grown child star appearing in a homemade adult film." Or the irony of the demand for a homemade adult film featuring the sine qua non of Saturday morning nerds. Terms of the deal have not been disclosed--or finalized, pending approval by BetUS.com investors--though it's unlikely Diamond will have to resort to hawking any more autographed T-shirts for house-saving cash. (Diamond launched www.getDshirts.com earlier this year in a bid to raise $250,000 to keep a bank from foreclosing on his Wisonsin digs.) According to the gambling site, the video will be offered free of charge to its regular customers, and will be available for download to non-members for $29.95. While celebrity sex tapes are nothing new, by all accounts Diamond's video turn trumps anything Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell or Pamela Anderson candid camera antics. In a 42-second clip of the tape available on TMZ.com, Diamond narrates the "unbelievably graphic" action between himself and the two women, which, well, climaxes with Diamond engaging one of the participants in a sex act known as a "dirty Sanchez." The tape starts out with Diamond in a bathtub and a female voice informing him that "it's recording." By the end, Diamond is describing the scene in bleeped-out detail. "Gentlemen, as always, I have gone above and beyond the call of duty," he says on the video. As for Schmidt, while it appears he can no longer profit from the tape, he did give a big plug to Diamond's onscreen performance. "It turns out later in life that the nerd guys and the geek guys become the big guys in the end, you know? No pun intended--or maybe pun intended at this point...if you buy the tape you'll be able to see that," Schmidt told TMZ.com. Not everyone is eagerly anticipating the footage. The Web hosting site Globat.com, which recently hired the actor as its spokesman, claims that Diamond knew the tape was coming out and should have informed the company before coming aboard. "Through talks with his management, we knew they had something big planned--but never expected this," the company said in a statement. "We are reserving further judgment until further information is available." Diamond, however, says the aforementioned "big plans" were forthcoming specials with ABC and Showtime. "That's the big stuff that we were going to be talking about, not a private tape," he told Tampa's MJ morning radio show. "The company did do a joke about big packages for their Website, but that's just a fluke." "This is not something that is a marketing or a media stunt...it's causing hell with my household." Lisa Turtle must be so disappointed. ? 2006 E! Entertainment Television, Inc. All rights reserved., http://www.eonline.com/copyright.html Quote
Jazzmoose Posted October 1, 2006 Report Posted October 1, 2006 I don't know whether to be proud of this or embarrassed, but who the heck is Screech? Quote
Alexander Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 I don't know whether to be proud of this or embarrassed, but who the heck is Screech? Honestly, you're better off not knowing... Quote
Big Al Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 (edited) What Alex said. Sheesh, first Elizabeth Berkley in SHOWGIRLS, now this..... what is this world coming to? Although, come to think of it, with a name like Dustin Diamond, it's amazing we didn't see this.... er, coming. Edited October 2, 2006 by Big Al Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 I don't know whether to be proud of this or embarrassed, but who the heck is Screech? Honestly, you're better off not knowing... Wouldn't we all be!! Quote
jazzypaul Posted October 2, 2006 Report Posted October 2, 2006 True story: I lived with some real scumbags for a year back in 2002, and Screech was doing a workshop at a local college that one of the roommates was going to. They invited Screech over to the place, and he actually came. If I find the pic, I will post, but somewhere, there's a picture of Dustin Diamond and myself doing Jaeger shots. To quote Mark, "I don't know whether to be proud of this or embarrassed..." Quote
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