Big Al Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 "I'll take Anal Bum Covers for $400." Actually, my favorite is just listening to Darrell Hammonds (as "Connery") laughing himself silly every time he insults "Trebek." How Will Ferrell kept a straight face through all of that, I'll never know. Quote
Uncle Skid Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 I'll take "tit-les" for $200! Quote
Aggie87 Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 (edited) Celeb Jeopardy on Youtube ...not sure how long these clips will be on there, but there's a number of them... Edited December 11, 2006 by Aggie87 Quote
jazzypaul Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 "I'll take the rapists for $400 Alex" Quote
Scott Dolan Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 "I'll take the rapists for $400 Alex" That's the all time best right there. I don't know which is funnier, when Hammond said that line, or Ferrel's follow up to it. Quote
Free For All Posted December 11, 2006 Report Posted December 11, 2006 Don't forget "The Penis Mightier". Quote
Parkertown Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 "Yes, Mr. Connery! The sound a doggy makes"? "Moo." "That's not the sound a doggy makes..." "That's the sound your mother made last night...HAA, HAA, HAAAAA!" Quote
Alexander Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Funny stuff, but I gotta say that I don't think much of Hammond's Connery impression. I've seen Hammond do some very funny impressons, but his Connery is weak. The material is golden though! "The rapists!" Haw! Quote
Scott Dolan Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Funny stuff, but I gotta say that I don't think much of Hammond's Connery impression. I've seen Hammond do some very funny impressons, but his Connery is weak. The material is golden though! "The rapists!" Haw! Well yeah, but that's the point, right? Quote
Big Al Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Posted December 12, 2006 Funny stuff, but I gotta say that I don't think much of Hammond's Connery impression. I've seen Hammond do some very funny impressons, but his Connery is weak. The material is golden though! "The rapists!" Haw! Well yeah, but that's the point, right? Exactly what I was going to say! "It's a frickin' HAMMER!!!" Quote
Big Al Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Posted December 12, 2006 Oh, FWIW, I think Winona Ryder as Bjork is so dang CUTE! Quote
BERIGAN Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 (edited) "I'll take the rapists for $400 Alex" I saw that line (the rapist)written on a sign next to an office many years ago on Benny Hill!!!!(and bet it was old during vaudeville) Edited December 12, 2006 by BERIGAN Quote
Scott Dolan Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 Oh, FWIW, I think Winona Ryder as Bjork is so dang CUTE! I'm wondering how Ms. Ryder can't be cute. Well, discounting the whole psycho thingy......... Big Al, you gotta at least jump into the politics forum at least once. C'mon, you know you want to. Quote
Scott Dolan Posted December 12, 2006 Report Posted December 12, 2006 "I'll take the rapists for $400 Alex" I saw that line (the rapist)written on a sign next to an office many years ago on Benny Hill!!!!(and bet it was old during vaudeville) BINGO!!!! Beri, I knew I had seen that before somewhere! Man, I grew up on Benny Hill. They had a marathon of his shows on BBCA a couple of months back. I hadn't seen most of them since I was a kid. I think I laughed even harder this time around. Quote
Big Al Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Posted December 12, 2006 "I'll take the rapists for $400 Alex" I saw that line (the rapist)written on a sign next to an office many years ago on Benny Hill!!!!(and bet it was old during vaudeville) BINGO!!!! Beri, I knew I had seen that before somewhere! Man, I grew up on Benny Hill. They had a marathon of his shows on BBCA a couple of months back. I hadn't seen most of them since I was a kid. I think I laughed even harder this time around. I saw the Complete Benny Hill DVD at Costco the other day. I'm tellin' ya, Scott: I get little enough done as it is without being in the Politics forum. If I was in there, I'd get ABSOLUTELY nothing done! Heck, I'm still trying to find time to answer your "free jazz" question from the "Where's Christiern" thread! Quote
Big Al Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Posted December 12, 2006 But back to topic: "This word 'cat' can be found in this section of the dictionary." "I believe you will find that in the 'R' section." "No, not in the R's" "Not in the R's? That's not what your mother said last night!!! BWAAA HA HHAA HAHAHAHA!!!" "I walked right into that one." Quote
Big Al Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Posted December 13, 2006 "Why did you DO that, Mr. Connery?" "Because I hate you, Trebek!" "I'll take I Have a Chardonnay for $400." Quote
DTMX Posted December 14, 2006 Report Posted December 14, 2006 Burt Reynolds: Hey. Hey, ah.. check out the podium. Look at this. Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson. Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name. Quote
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