Wanna See An Ass Smile?

[JSngry]

http://www.cleanishappy.com/

They stole my idea! For years now, I've been joking about a "bidet for the booty.Call it a Boo-det."

Well, here it is, and what a website it has!

[BruceH]

Thanks, I've already seen Bush smile.

(Not a pretty sight.)

[Jim Alfredson]

I like clean butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a big ol' smiley face

On her buns

Don't wanna be rushed

Cuz you know that butt's air-brushed

And what's with the showing the dudes?

Pardon me, I don't want to be rude

But that's something I don't need to see

My homeboy Jim should've warned me

etc...

[Man with the Golden Arm]

damn! i had no idea Chuck Berry got into Flash Animation?

[Dan Gould]

Do their customers love it so much that they adopt a bran muffin and coffee diet so that they can enjoy feeling "refreshed" more than once a day?

And let's be honest, do those cleaning options cover all the possibilities? Where is the "Bad Burrito" option?

[Bright Moments]

[MoGrubb]

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[Joe G]

Was just envisioning the casting call for the website...

"Here, read this script... not bad. Now, turn around, drop trou, and show us yer ass... Nice!"