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They would need constant reassurance that you're not seeing other domestic appliances.

'Honest, honey, there's nothing going on between me and the toaster...'

Plus, I'd be afraid of catching one of them there computer viruses.

:lol:

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Hmmm...that makes me think. I wonder if there was anything going on between George Jetson and Rosie...

Dude...why do you think she worked there for so long?

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I know I can be a bit dull, but I think I don't think I have enough in common with her...

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...I think I don't think...

Dude! You think too much, just look for the on/off switcher :g

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Is there an OFF switch?

Hell, the human ones have an off switch; I'm more concerned with the on switch...

Very true. A "mute" button might be nice though...

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Hey now.

Teachers don't dress like that.

Goody, that's a student. And I notice she's wearing the "G" for Goodspeak pendant popular among your harem, so don't play dumb. :winky:

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First they'll get you to fall in love with one their damn robots... :angry:

...and the love will only grow during the time that the body part warranty runs out. :angry:

Then they will hit you up good and hard for new body parts. :angry:

They will set up the robot hardware to make you REGRET not springing for the luxury accessory set. :angry: :angry:

And do you think that the damn robot will care when they cut off the heat and repossess the car? She will just laugh and spread her legs out on the street in the snow. :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

What if she gets her hands on your credit cards ????? :o

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What if she gets her hands on your credit cards ????? :o

She buys a male robot...

Exactly, a Brad Pitt MkII model, better equipped then you!

I'll stick on my vinyl and TT fetichism.

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Hey now.

Teachers don't dress like that.

Goody, that's a student.

Well, OK then.

And I notice she's wearing the "G" for Goodspeak pendant popular among your harem, so don't play dumb. :winky:

"G" also stands for Girl.

And the only harem I'm allowed is the various assortment of female Jazz singers I have in my CD/vinyl collection. Besides, the school district might take exception to having the real kind. :P

sheesh

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I know I can be a bit dull, but I think I don't think I have enough in common with her...

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I had one of those once. Damn thing got pregnant and give birth to twin Barbies. Do you realize how much child support it takes to keep those damned things in clothes???

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