Help Translate This Blue Note Update

[RDK]

So "Blue Note Records" is one of my Facebook "friends" and this morning I get this status update/message from them:

bluenoterecords: Wherever u are 2nite, join us at 7p PT for annmt of 09 USA Fellows, strming LIVE from Santa Monica College PAC. http://tinyurl.com/6rbruu

But what the heck does it mean?

(I'm kidding, of course, you can figure it out - mostly - from the link provided, but I fear I'm getting too old to understand tweet-speak.)

[Quincy]

annmt = Ann of Montana, not to be confused with Hannah Montana.

Yes, I am hip to this Tweeter jive!

[Aggie87]

bluenoterecords: Wherever u are 2nite,

I think it means Blue Note is branching out beyond music now.

[neveronfriday]

"dad@hvn, ur spshl. we want wot u want &urth2b like hvn. giv us food & 4giv r sins lyk we 4giv uvaz. don't test us! save us! bcos we kno ur boss, ur tuf & ur cool 4 eva! ok?"

Answer: "[...] The Lord's Prayer, for instance, could be thought of as somewhat stuffy even in its updated version, so the satirical Christian online magazine Ship of Fools ran a competition to rewrite it in 160 characters or less - the length of a mobile phone text message."

[Brad]

Unfortunately, it's no laughing matter; I don't think people really know how to express themselves properly anymore.

[Chuck Nessa]

It means they really don't want/need you.

[Brad]

It means they really don't want/need you.

Yeah, who needs an old fart like me?

[RDK]

Unfortunately, it's no laughing matter; I don't think people really know how to express themselves properly anymore.

Chewy?