Man arrested for in-flight masturbation claimed

[BERIGAN]

man, if I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/flier-blames-tabasco-spill-lewd-act

[AllenLowe]

one of the comments:

"A big Obummer supporter no doubt. That is the type of person who is ruining the nation and voted for the socialist"

for once I agree.

[Spontooneous]

Time to start a poll: What is your favorite masturbation condiment?

[Dan Gould]

I'm surprised that nowhere in the report did the cop indicate that he inquired as to how the Tabasco sauce got on his privates to create this "terrible itch". Did he eat his breakfast in the nude?

[JSngry]

Time to start a poll: What is your favorite masturbation condiment?

Why not?

[Jazzmoose]

I must have gone through a case of Tobasco when I was thirteen...

[golfcrazy1984]

I must have gone through a case of Tobasco when I was thirteen...

LOL!!!! I don't think I've ever had Tobasco on a plane...AND how did he spill it down his pants. COME ON!

[Free For All]

Time to start a poll: What is your favorite masturbation condiment?

Pun intended?

[AllenLowe]

"AND how did he spill it down his pants"

ever heard of a funnel?