Royal Oak

I had 5 until I sold the Charlie Haden "Dream Keeper".

Gideon Haigh Scyld Berry Michael Henderson

Phar Lap Seabiscuit Red Rum

Frankenstein Lon Chaney Jr Jazzbo Bo Diddley Jack Diddley Diddley Squat

Nothing. Though the suggested gang bang (by four gay male models! ) in the D&G ad is a bit much. Ray - it's a line from "This Is Spinal Tap". After being told the album cover for "Smell The Glove" is sexist, (greased, naked woman on all fours, wearing a dog collar), the guitarist asks "What's wrong with being sexy". To which everyone replies "sex-IST Nigel, sex-IST".

What's wrong with being sexy?

A1 Boyzone Westlife

Ruud Gullitt Rude Dog Rude Boy's Outa Jail

Dean Jones David Boon Allan Border

Mr Big The Man THEM They all know.....

Yes please MG. Download will do for me, as long as it's not too complicated! Richard

Dwight Yorke Stern John Brian Lara

Plastique Bertrand Jilted John John Cooper Clarke

Hans Eysenck Jeffrey Masson R D Laing

Ed Balls Dick Spring Jack Straw

Dobie Gray Frank Gray Eddie Gray

Robbie Coltrane Robbie Krieger Robbie, take me to Greek Town

Jean-Paul Sartre Jean-Paul Gaultier Jean-Paul Georges-Ringo

Grant Green, Retrospective. Disc 3 followed by disc 1.

Tim Nice-but-Dim Dave Nice Mike Smash

Chris Old Graham Dilley Bob Willis (Headingley 1981)

Bobby Ball Eddie Large Dustin Gee

George Roper Eric Sykes Alf Garnett

Sue Barker Sir Cliff Richard Jet Harris

Bill, one for Mancunians: Curly Watts Reg Holdsworth Les Battersby