Royal Oak

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Sunny in Stockport, not a cloud in the sky.

Kilgore Trout Al Gore ManBearPig (South Park episode)

Richard Baker Sandy Gall Reginald Bosanquet

Amy Winehouse Mary Whitehouse Adrian Moorhouse

Careful how you phrase that. That is GOOD, paps..

Saturday Night And Sunday Morning Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

Kayser Soze (sp?) Kaiser Willhelm Kaiser Chiefs

You beat me to it!

Andre Nel Andre 3000 Peter Andre

The BBC are absolutely flogging this thing to death here, much like they do with Wimbledon. It's probably as much to do with the fact that those two are just about the only sporting events left to terrestrial TV. I always think of the Olympics (like Wimbledon) as sport for people who don't like watching sport. I totally agree about the waste of money - I groaned when London won the bid for 2012. I really cannot see how any good can come of it - it's already cost the taxpayer billions. It's purely an exercise in vanity, thanks in no small part to Lord Sebastian Coe, IMVHO of course. So no, I won't be watching any of it.

Donkey Shrek Fiona

Sylveste McCoy Tony Hart Morph

Malcolm Glaser (Glazer?) Roman Abramovich Tom Hicks

Sexy Chocolate Axel Foley Billy Ray Valentine

Jacques Rudolph Jacques Kallis Phil Jacques

Kim Hughes Allan Border Mark Taylor

Pepe Le Pew Simon Le Bon Matt Le Tissier

Waterloo Boy Wayward Lad One Man

Ed Moses Colin Jackson Istabraq

Willie The Pimp Sam With The Showing-scalp Flat Top Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

Tim Witherspoon James "Bonecrusher" Smith Tony Tubbs (They used to show Tyson fights on terrestrial TV in England in the 80s)

Cat Stevens Dog the Bounty Hunter Mouse Morris (Irish racehorse trainer I think)

Lemar Limahl Lemmy