Royal Oak

Sebastian Coe Steve Ovett Steve Cram

Pamela Mick Gavin

Patrick Star Mrs Puff Plankton

Krieger Manzarek (sp?) Densmore

Eddie Murphy Dan Ackroyd Jamie Lee Curtis

Sean Bean Viggo Mortensen Elijah Wood

O J Simpson P J O'Rourke J J Johnson

Lurchio Twiggy Duckers

Windy but dry. Hope it stays that way, playing cricket this afternoon.

The entire recorded output of Robbie Williams is a shocking omission IMO: Eg My breath smells of a thousand fags And when I dance I look like me dad I'm starting to dress a bit like him. And early morning when I wake up I look like Kiss but without the make-up And that's a good line to take it to the bridge. That's an example of his work when he had a songwriter; his own stuff is even worse. Unfortunately I can't bring it to mind, as I turn him off immediately whenever I hear it on the radio.

Jazzjet Why not try this: On Amazon, set search to music, then type in Blue Note. After this, click "under 5 pounds" (bottom left of the screen), then set the search criteria at the top to "Price: Low To High". Then simply scroll through the first few pages. Doing this, I've found loads of new Blue Notes for under one fifty. The beauty of this is, that due to the liquid pricing, if you do this every few days, you'll find different titles at such prices. They might not all be the classic albums, but you really can't go wrong at those prices. I actually got the Grant Green 4CD set for one pound thirty-five doing this.

I had 5 until I sold the Charlie Haden "Dream Keeper".

Gideon Haigh Scyld Berry Michael Henderson

Phar Lap Seabiscuit Red Rum

Frankenstein Lon Chaney Jr Jazzbo Bo Diddley Jack Diddley Diddley Squat

Nothing. Though the suggested gang bang (by four gay male models! ) in the D&G ad is a bit much. Ray - it's a line from "This Is Spinal Tap". After being told the album cover for "Smell The Glove" is sexist, (greased, naked woman on all fours, wearing a dog collar), the guitarist asks "What's wrong with being sexy". To which everyone replies "sex-IST Nigel, sex-IST".

What's wrong with being sexy?

A1 Boyzone Westlife

Ruud Gullitt Rude Dog Rude Boy's Outa Jail

Dean Jones David Boon Allan Border

Mr Big The Man THEM They all know.....

Yes please MG. Download will do for me, as long as it's not too complicated! Richard

Dwight Yorke Stern John Brian Lara

Plastique Bertrand Jilted John John Cooper Clarke

Hans Eysenck Jeffrey Masson R D Laing