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  1. Jim Alfredson

    So the Pope says all creatures go to Heaven. Screw that! I don't want a Heaven full of mosquitoes, those tiny Amazonian fish that swim up your wang, and scutigera coleoptrata (house centipedes)! And what about all those times you smushed an insect; will they remember and be pissed off once you get up there? What about botflys? Do they go to Heaven, too?

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    If social media has taught us anything it's that yes, there really are dumb questions.

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    Michigan: Where the legislature steals money from already cash-strapped public schools to fix long crumbling roads because they are a bunch of cowards in the pockets of big business and refuse to simply raise gas taxes by a tiny fraction of a percent.

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    Exactly how much weed does one have to be smoking for me to get a contact buzz from driving behind them for only a quarter of a mile? Criminey... take is easy, Cheech and Chong.

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    Can't sleep... clown'll eat me.

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    Today my dad would've been 74 years old. Happy birthday, James Theodore Alfredson Jr.

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    Today my dad would've been 74 years old. Happy birthday, James Theordore Alfredson Jr.

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    Playing with Jeff Shoup, Ralph Tope, and Trent Harris at Libby's in Jackson, MI tonight. 8pm. Tomorrow, Jim Cooper will join Jeff and I for another show.

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    Remember kids, if you burn things and destroy property over the systematic transition of the US into a police state and/or the enormous racial disparities present in the justice system, you're nothing but a low-life looting thug. But if you kill an unarmed black man for arguing with you and you're a cop, you walk away scott free because you're above the law. That's because property and population control is more important than human lives. Duh. Now everyone be good little citizens and conti...

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    Is today national Post Memes That Can Easily Be Refuted After A .23 Second Google Search day? Oh wait, that's every day on FB.

  11. Jim Alfredson

    I had a fun last minute session with Michael Dease and some MSU students in the home studio today. My wife is very understanding (it went longer than expected) and I love her for that. We made some cool music! Hammond, drums, and four trombones!

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    Performing tonight with Lawrence Barris at Andiamo's in Bloomfield Hills. 7:30pm.

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    Performing tonight with Lawrence Barris at Andiamo's in West Bloomfield. 7:30pm.

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    Here's another one:
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    It's pie time.

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    I need to update my personal calendar (on www.jimalfredson.com) and the organissimo calendar. Just another thing on the list of stuff to do! I will be in northern California in January doing the jazz trio thing (not with organissimo) and also at NAMM. But otherwise all the upcoming gigs are in Michigan. I am not playing with Janiva in December.
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    Testing out my new GoPro wannabe cameras (SJ4000 from SJCAM). Audio is from the cameras so it's not all that, but pretty neat anyway.
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    Playing the Union Cabaret in Kalamazoo tonight with organissimo. 9pm downbeat.

  19. Jim Alfredson
    They are pre-shrunk so you should be fine if you follow the instructions on the tag for washing.
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    Playing Andiamo's in Bloomfield Hills with Lawrence Barris tonight. 7:30pm.

  21. Jim Alfredson

    I just achieved tuning my farts to 432Hz. The perfectly sonorous flatulence created geometrically exquisite cymatic patterns within the water, acting as a transcendental medium between the physical world and the astral plane. Suddenly my chakras aligned with the quantum essence of the Great Consciousness and a wormhole appeared, a gateway to a parallel dimension in my commode! I then felt the pull of Uranus aligning with my bathroom tissue holder and strange, rainbow colored ether beings appe...

  22. Jim Alfredson

    I want to buy the Interstellar soundtrack but two things: 1) No 5.1 surround. WTF? And 2) the music from the docking sequence isn't on there. That was the BEST PART!!! So, no sale from me. And the big labels wonder why the music industry is in decline. How hard is it to give the people what they want?

  23. Jim Alfredson
    This link should answer that question. https://www.customink.com/items/sizing/15000_lineup/standard.htm
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    I just moved the thread to the Forums Discussion forum. Did that help? EDIT: I also added direct links just in case.
  25. Jim Alfredson
    Yes, it's finally happening. After 14 years together as a band and 11 years of this forum, I'm finally making organissimo t-shirts for the first time ever. The price is $20 each plus $3 shipping to the continental US. Folks outside the US add $8 for shipping, please. Pick your color. Black or Slate. This is a high-quality polyblend t-shirt that runs on the small side. I ordered these same shirts for my THEO project and they are really high quality and feel great. We can do women's as well, black or dark blue (the design works best on darker fabrics). If you would like one, Paypal me at b3groover@hotmail.com and state your gender and size in the message, please. If you can send as a gift, that would be swell because then Paypal doesn't take the fees. Or if you don't use Paypal, PM me here and I'll send you my address for a check. You can also go through the Big O Store: http://www.big-o-records.com/zen-cart/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=2 I'd like to place the order by the end of next week so we can have them in time for Christmas. Here's a link that illustrates the sizes: https://www.customink.com/items/sizing/15000_lineup/standard.htm
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