Fred watching the NFL on TV
Knock on the front door
Lamont lets Aunt Esther in the house
AE Hello Lamont
LS Hi Aunt Esther
AE Hello Fred
Walks in and turns off TV and stands in front of TV
FS Wait Wait Wait
What’s the matter with you Esther?
You Crazy?
AE This is the Lord’s Day Fred Sanford
FS No it ain’t this is Sunday
This is the day I watch the NFL action on TV and let me tell you something
if you don’t get out in front of my TV
there is gonna be some action in this front room
AE You said if the Lord healed you
you’d walk the straight and narrow path and it’s time to take your first step
FS Esther because it’s Sunday I’m not gonna tell you where I’m gonna put my first
step
But if you don’t get out of here I’m gonna show you
AE You a heathen Fred Sanford
Old senile heathen and if you won’t come to the Lord I’ll bring the Lord to you
Esther brings in 4 ladies from her church and they start singing a church song towards Fred
Fred tried to get out but the ladies pin him a against the front door and Fred has no choice but to listen to them