Well, hell...it wouldn't be very easy to match us up by size. I always thought Spud Webb was a cute little guy from seeing him on TV. Then I finally went to an NBA game in Oakland and found out that I was just about as tall as he was...
Strangely enough, after spending twenty-eight years out of the South, these critters must still be wired into my brain or something. I didn't even notice them until Barb asked what that gawdawful sound was...