Jazzmoose

My problem has always been where to keep the collectable bubble wrap...

Hell, I've never been banned from any jazz board. I must be doing something wrong to have avoided such a fate, particularly considering my propensity for telling jokes involving minors, George Bush, and a nose picking {The rest of this post has been censored by the moderator and the poster banned}

Ann Coulter My Friend Flicka Mr. Ed

Hell, I'll take the job. I'm not sure what kind of music I would play on any of the mentioned instruments, as I have no experience on any of them. But I'm sure we'd know what it was when we heard it...

Little Nell Magenta Janet

Puffery indeed. Thanks for the heads up; the only thing that could have made that post better would be including the word "tome"...

Peter Benchley Paul Harvey Kitten Natividad

When they write the history of football and look at the pantheon of heroes, Zidane's will rank up with the great names (although slightly tarnished by this incident) whereas Matarazzi will only be remembered for his one goal and his attempts to bring Zidane down. I would agree EXCEPT that this isn't the first time Zidane has done something like this. Admittedly, I'm not the world's biggest football fan, but isn't this the same player that stomped on another player in '98? This is obviously someone who has issues, not someone who accidently lost it one time...

Milton Bradley Milton Friedman Kinky Friedman

Ty Cobb William Waldorf Astor Poke Salad Annie

Farley, Chris A. Whitney Brown Wayne Campbell

Desmond Dekker Steve Decker Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills

Okay, gotta admit this is now on my "must see" list.

Thomas Hobbes Immanuel Kant Stanley Dance

Another billboard from the campaign.

Well, speaking as one of the victims of his market manipulation in California, fuck the bastard. That's about all the compassion I have for someone who ripped me off and laughed about it.

William Tell Penn & Teller William Penn

Whew!

We lost a cat inside one of those old cabinet stereo things once. The repairman didn't even notice her crawl in. She made a lot of noise, but it took us a while to figure it out... Damn, I hope your cat shows up soon, David; this is rough, I'm know.

That's what I'm wondering, and why suicide came to mind.

Hmmm. Let's try THIS ONE.

J. J. now up; Kenton presents to follow as soon as I can get this $%&#!! camera working again... The Link...

Oh well...

Heart attack? Hmmmm...you've got to wonder...