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Ross Andru Andrew Jackson Jack Anderson

Well, maybe that's the answer: separate the child from the woman. If the allegations are true, she's not exactly what I'd call a fit parent anyway.

"Thread of the month" says closet lurker Roger Ebert.

What's stupid about that? We can't have these friggin' zombies walking the street, you know!

Woody Hayes Bob Knight Stanley Crouch

The amazing thing to me is that, as little as I've posted lately, couw and 7/4 haven't passed me yet!

Wow. My condolences, BeBop!

Strangely enough, I still remember Basketball Jones; the original must be repressed...

Mae West June Allyson Julie Newmar

Elton John Thomas Crapper Billy Rubin

Hey, I'll be honest; I am not comfortable with transgendered people. I've known some, and dealt pleasantly with them, but I am NOT comfortabel with them. I can easily understand that, in time, this position will be looked upon as equal to being a racist or xenophobic. But that's for me to deal with, and it would be dishonest for me to pretend that I didn't in some way think that removal and/or replacement of original parts didn't in some way void the warranty...

Shit. Do I have to pretend I didn't laugh at this one now?

My better half is not buying that I should have an issue at all. My better half has issues; I ain't buying it.

Good lord; it's Delma Dunlap!!

Katherine Hepburn Audrey Hepburn Gene Autry

Mr. Magoo The Great Gazoo Toto, too

Arnold Ziffel Arnold Palmer Laura Palmer

Veronica Betty Midge

Don Rickles Don Ho Jennifer Lopez

He shoots...he scores!

Let's see...last Bond film I saw was Live and Let Die. They made more?

Carlton the Doorman Mary Rhoda Morgenstern

New? How embarrassing; I was wondering why I'd never seen this title before!

To whoever finally bought the Getz: thanks; I'm broke but was getting tempted!

Tom Watson Doyle Lonnigan Loni Anderson