I don't see how quoting what every Zappa fan I've ever met has told me in life counts as comedy. (though, if I ever see any of them again, I'll have to confess that they were right about Hot Rats...)
I've got to test out my new material someplace. I'm playing the Pokonos New Year's Eve, opening for Shecky Green.
Posting a link to the Onion article in two different threads is a bit of a joke and Moose just doesn't know the right Zappa fans.
I mean...in other words - you guys don't seem like very happy people. The meds aren't going to do everything Moose, you have to make an effort too.