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I've got the George Howard Riot side, and it's none too shabby if you like good funky instrumental music that doesn't pretend to be "jazz". Great for parties, chore-doing, or any other activity where you can appreciate a good groove that doesn't ask you to think, but doesn't insult you by not doing so. Good stuff.

No, of course not. Some have. But they're in the minority.

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I don't know if he's an idiot or not, but he hears that music a helluva lot differently than I do!

Noble Savage Dan Savage Sanford & Son Salvage

100 would be nice. We've hovered around 105 the last two days. It sucks.

The Cuellar Family The Gambini Family The Whole Damn Family

Too damn hot.

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Florida Evans Virginia Dare Georgia O'Keefe

Yeah, look at her looking at us, thinking that every straight guy who sees that picture is wanting to fuck her. She just knows that all guys think with their dick. Guess what, babe, no matter how gorgeous you are, it takes more than that to give me a hardon. I look into your eyes, and I see a bitch, nothing more. And the eyes don't lie. I look into my wife's eyes and see a universe of love and infinite possibilities. Once again, the eyes don't lie. That gets my dick hard. You lose, Naomi. It ain't even close.

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Moe & Joe Amos & Andy Ricky & Lucy

Sad.

Shirley Booth Hazel Mister B

Saw Arugula's latest video on MVTH1, and if it's off of this new album, hey - ho fukkin' hum. Full of sound and fury, etc.... In this case, the men do know. It's the little girls that don't understand. Will wonders never cease?

39 years later, cats are still trying to "catch up" Ain't gonna happen. Don't need to happen. Trane opened so many doors, but most people seem to be afraid to walk through them. Seem to be more concerned with figuring out how he opened them rather than accepting the fact that they got opened and that it's ok to walk on through. That ain't right. An open door unentered ain't worth a damn. Go the fuck on through and see what's there for you. Just be responsible about it. 39 years later, and we're still trying to catch up. Why?

Not getting rid of anything, and not really "sick of" anything, but in all honesty, I'm in no hurry to hear any "regular" jazz for a while. It's gotta be really special to get to me these days. Been there for so long. Know all the drill(s), etc. It's good and all that, always will be good, but I need something else right now. Too much of a good thing is still too much, and I've had over 30 years of this one good thing. Good things, actually... Probably just a phase I'm going through, but I'm beginning to understand why Miles felt the need to shake things up by going electric like he did. Complacency sucks, and so does pretending that the way to prevent being harmed by the present is by living in the past. Not in the mood for alienation either, so the angst and emo scene, no matter what the genre, ain't gonna get it. What I'm in the mood for right now is dance music. Just good, propulsive, contemporary-ish dance music that doesn't insult my intellegence by treating me like some kind of Pavlovian plug-in. They're doing some pretty interesting things in the dance music scene right now , and I need to check that shit out for a while. How much of it is going to meet my needs is probably going to disappoint me, but hey... Art Blakey I know. Masters At Work I just sorta kinda know. Time to remedy that. If it really is "all good" (after a fashion), why not?

Kevin Spacey Major Tom Big Tom

Actually, at this point, I could handle that.

All of 'em.

50 Cent 100 Proof 10,000 Maniacs

Quite plausible, actually. You'd be amazed at the difference it can make to have a peer, especially one you hold in high esteem, "egging you on" from somewhere.