Well, it seems to be the 50-year-old Zambian man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, that's who. From the sound of it, NOBODY came, first or otherwise. Not this time, anyway.
Although, growing up in the ruralalities of backwoods/backwards East Texas, this is not the first time I've heard of such, uh... "interaction", and the results were supposedly, ummm... "complete".
There are some WEIRD people in this world, let me tell you...