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  1. here's a list of things one can only say (and get away with) at Thanksgiving:

    1. Talk about a huge breast!

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. It's Cool Whip time!

    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait you turn, you'll get some.

    10. Don't play with your meat!

    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!

    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that.

    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

    19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

    20. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!

  2. one of my fav non-jazz drummers passed away from cancer, G*D Bless him. here's a cut and past from billboard dot com:

    Veteran Drummer Tony Thompson Dies

    Drummer Tony Thompson, who died in an Encino, Calif., hospital yesterday (Nov. 12), proved his freewheeling musical approach at his first audition for Chic, according to producer-guitarist Nile Rodgers, Thompson's longtime partner in the funk-disco group.

    "We were playing a simple R&B tune, but his approach was like the Mahavishnu Orchestra," Rodgers recalls to Billboard.com with a laugh. "He threw in everything but the kitchen sink."

    Thompson -- who distinguished himself as a top session drummer on numerous '70s and '80s R&B and rock hits -- had been suffering from renal cell cancer, and underwent surgery earlier this year. He died three days before his 49th birthday.

    Born in New York in 1954, Thompson got his start with the R&B group LaBelle. In 1977, he took the drum chair in Chic, which scored the No. 1 R&B hits "Le Freak" and "Good Times." The signature lick from the latter song became a rhythmic linchpin in Grandmaster Flash's groundbreaking 1981 rap single "The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel."

    After Chic dissolved in 1981, Thompson often worked on producer Rodgers' sessions. One of the most memorable was for David Bowie's 1983 album "Let's Dance." Rodgers recalls that Thompson and former Chic bassist Bernard Edwards were called in to work on a couple of tracks, and nailed the takes within 15 minutes. "That kind of virtuosity and that kind of musicality was the essence of what Tony did," Rodgers says.

    Thompson also played behind artists as diverse as Madonna (on "Like a Virgin"), Mick Jagger (on the solo album "She's the Boss"), Debbie Harry, Sister Sledge, Diana Ross, Rod Stewart, Jody Watley, Duran Duran and Robert Palmer.

    In 1985, Thompson teamed up with Palmer and Duran Duran's John and Andy Taylor in the rock unit the Power Station. The group's self-titled album contained two top-10 hits, "Some Like It Hot" and the T. Rex cover "Get It On (Bang a Gong)."

    The same year, Thompson joined surviving Led Zeppelin members Robert Plant, Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones, along with second drummer Phil Collins, for a semi-Zeppelin reunion at the star-studded Live Aid concert. Says Rodgers, "How many people can fill [the late Zeppelin drummer] John Bonham's shoes?"

    There was talk that Thompson would take Bonham's seat in a reformed Led Zeppelin, but recording sessions came to a halt after the drummer was involved in a serious car accident in 1986.

    He worked with decreasing frequency in the '90s. Rodgers believes that Thompson, who he describes as "the loudest drummer I ever worked with," may have suffered severe hearing loss. Recalling a session for the 1993 Jimi Hendrix tribute "Stone Free," the producer says, "I remember playing with him and realizing, 'Oh my God, it's a different guy.'"

    Thompson is survived by his wife, Patrice Jennings, and her two children. Fans can make donations in Thompson's honor via the TonyThompsonfund.com Web

  3. They are all going to burn in H. E. double toothpicks. This dancing thing should never be allowed. they'll listen to that jungle music, it'll stir up all sorts of animal lusts, and soon there will be a whole bunch of horny 19 year old virgin women all sweaty and breathless....where did you say this Wheaton College is?

    (the above statement satire and quite possibly humorous and in no way reflects the views and/or attitude of the staff and/or management of Organissimo, their website or their sponsors).

    :winky:

  4. Well, Chuck (at least) might like the fact that instead of even a gas-powered push-mower, I own one of those moterless "reel" mowers, just like all lawn-mowers used to be back 75 +/- years ago.

    The advertising copy for one brand of "reel" mowers says the only fuel they need to run on, is a banana and half a glass of milk!!  :g  :g

    The only downside is that I really have to rake the yard before I can mow in the fall, since the leaves get in the way of the "reel" and the blade (and the grass getting cut).  But other than that, I've got no complaints.

    (Not that I ever do), but if I wanted to - I could easily mow our entire yard at the crack of dawn, and not wake up a single neighbor (including the house less than 15 feet south of ours).

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    what a bunch of girly-men... i got me one-o-these:

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    :lol:

  5. i watched the post fight press conference, and read the sports page this morning. looks like Mr. Jones' reputation won the fight for him. he looked like he got his ass kicked.

    Tarver should get a re-match, but Jones said that if he doesn't get to fight Tyson next he'll hang it up (yeah right). he did say it was very hard for him to lose 25 lbs for this fight. and from the clips i saw, he was sluggish (not in a good way).

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