AfricaBrass

Or-"Do fries go with that shake?". Why do they call it a shake? It's not moving or anything. Reminds me of a story a girlfriend once told me. They were at McDonalds for an appearance of Ronald McDonald and his friends. It was a hot day, so the guy in the Grimace suit passed out. All the kids thought the Grimace had died. How's that for trauma? And, what the heck is a Grimace anyway?

Reminds me of an old George Carlin line: Exasperated parent of divorced child: "I have TRIED to be both a mother and a father to you" Snotty kid: "Oh yeah, well then go F yourself"

Would you like to super size it for an extra quarter?

Do doves cry?

Thank you, Eric!

Do you ever find yourself sounding like your father? or... your mother?

Was Moe the alpha stooge?

I was wondering when someone would mention Marvin. Just make sure you don't put HERE MY DEAR on. Air is another good one.

I'm digging this thread! We should make this another Organissimo tradition.

"...and women like it too!" And why was he cutting the soap with a knife? What was that all about? and did you secretly hope that just once, he would nick his thumb? That would be funny! Reminds me of the time my stepfather was showing of his gardening shears to my son. He was pretending to cut off the end of his (my stepfather's) thumb with them. Guess what.... He did.

"...and women like it too!" And why was he cutting the soap with a knife? What was that all about? I guess it makes a good snack too.

"...and women like it too!" Have you actually ever seen a fresh and clean whistle?

Good question! What's the appropriate use of the bwallace emoticon?

Does your boss know you are not working right now? fortunately (or sadly), I am the boss That's a good thing. My wife's the boss and I don't even work for her.

Does Irish Spring soap really come from Ireland?

Does it need to?

Does your boss know you are not working right now?

ask him his name is Leo, he's a nice guy really. Or you could call John Edwards and ask this guy:

Did you know there's a limit to the number of emoticons you can use in one post?

dunno, ask the dudes throwing the stuff at him dunno, ask the dudes throwing the stuff at him dunno, ask the dudes throwing the stuff at him

If atoms are mostly made up of empty space, then are we?

Do I move, or does the world move around me?

Zoinks! Did Shaggy really have a bong in his pocket? and.... What genius came up with Scrappy Doo?