"...and women like it too!"
And why was he cutting the soap with a knife? What was that all about?
and did you secretly hope that just once, he would nick his thumb?
That would be funny!
Reminds me of the time my stepfather was showing of his gardening shears to my son. He was pretending to cut off the end of his (my stepfather's) thumb with them.
Guess what....
He did.
Does your boss know you are not working right now?
fortunately (or sadly), I am the boss
That's a good thing.
My wife's the boss and I don't even work for her.