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No, seriously...I would move to either the North Pacfic Coast or my beloved Sierra Nevada Mountains.

"On the whole I'd rather be in Cleveland." WC Fields

They used to be white and were painted yellow for the same reason.

I would run, not walk, to the nearest police station and turn it in. I have absolutely no desire to find some guy in a nice suit with a 6' 8" knuckle dragger at my door asking me about some briefcase filled with money. [Doorbell rings] Me: Yes, may I help you? Joey "the Suit" Tortelli: Yeah, we understand youse might have something of ours. Ain't that right Guido? Guido, the knuckle dragger: Can I hit 'im now, Boss? Can I hit 'im? Me: Uh.... Joey the Suit: No, no, no. I'm sure Mr. GoodSpeak here is a reasonable man. Ain't that right, Guido? Guido, the knuckle dragger: Can I hit 'im now, Boss? Please, can I hit 'im? Me: I, uh....um. Joey the Suit: I mean we wouldn't want youse to have no accident now would we's? Guido, the knuckle dragger: Can I hit 'im now, Boss?

Yeah, that's going to be really hard to find. Good luck indeed. Bobby Valentine probably thinks he can manage the Yanks and his team in Japan at the same time. Joe Girardi tried to act cool on Fox...what's Derek's opinion about him I wonder. Yup, there's a big shortage of guys who'd want to manage the NY Yankees alright. Ok hoss. I'm also thinking that Lou Piniella is bashing his head against a wall screaming "why the hell did I sign with the Cubs!" Good point.

7-1, Sox. Bottom of the 8th. Uh...paging Skeith. Tell me again how far off I was...can you, please. I just live for that.

Beats the hell out of freezin' butt snow, doncha think?

Good luck finding somebody willing to manage for an asshole owner in the New York fishbowl filled with spoiled fans who whine every goddamned year they can't win the World Series. You think about that, Quincy. I say, "Fuck 'em."

Just under 70 here. Low 40s tonight.

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Add my name among the well wishers, Chris. Glad you're here and I'm glad you were born. Happy Birthday, my friend.

Nike Golf products pretty much cover it all, I think.

A very happy birthday, Chris! Hope it's a great day for you

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Looks like Joey is zeroed in on that blonde on the left. But that was the Rat Pack image and he played it off well.

Back when I lived in Orange County, California I worked at a bank near Lido Isle in the Newport Beach Harbor area. Joey's wife used to come into the bank all the tme as did Buddy Ebstein or his wife. Seemed like nice enough folks, but with Joey's passing it definately puts a period at the end of an era. Old Newport Beach was a special place. Sad to see him go.

Tiger Woods is my son's golf hero....so I have bought for him several Tiger Woods related items.

Of course it ain't over. However you're the one with the reality problem dude. You said the Indians would never get past the Yanks- then the Indians massacred them. You said Boston in 5, and with the Tribe up 3-1 ,you still think Boston is going to win even though one of their key players (Manny) doesn't care whether they win or not. What does that say about YOUR grip on reality? We did not say we have a lock, but it sure as hell is looking good - we only need one and have won the last 3. At least on this board, more Red Sox fans seems to be saying it is over than Tribe fans. In your Indians predictions, you are batting a whopping 0. Buddy, you are WAY over focused on the Indians. I said a whole helluva lot more then just that one item you keep harping on, OK? You're looking through the wrong end of the telescope.....see the big picture.

Tribe fans need to get a grip on reality: It ain't over until the fat lady sings, Guys. The Angels thought they had it in the bag back in 1986 with a big playoff lead over the BoSox. Guess who went to the WS that year? It sure as hell wasn't the Angels.

Another brilliant prediction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so....I would be batting well over .500 at this point. My prediction supports a Red Sox victory and the Rockies have already won the NLCS. If I was a baseball player, I'd be making millions of dollars right now. Well are you still believing in a Red Sox victory? I take your point about batting over .500 - BUT it is one thing to predict a Red Sox victory, but you said in 5 games. Now it looks possible it may be Tribe in 5 - so one might say that when you are wrong, you are REALLY wrong, as in WAY OFF. You also predicted an easy Yanks victory in the ALDS - that was WAY OFF. Bottom Line : Don't mess with Cleveland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You learned nothing from the ALDS? ANd if we get there, we do not fear in the least the Colorado Rockies. Once again, missing one out of four isn't way off in the NL/ALDS, OK? And, yes, I think the Sox can still win it. Buddy....you are WAY over focused on the Cleveland Indians.

Isn't that music coming from the Stadium not Fox? That's what I heard at the Jake the last time I went. Is FOX still broadcasting it....? no, the golf channel Um...huh?

Another brilliant prediction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so....I would be batting well over .500 at this point. My prediction supports a Red Sox victory and the Rockies have already won the NLCS. If I was a baseball player, I'd be making millions of dollars right now.

Isn't that music coming from the Stadium not Fox? That's what I heard at the Jake the last time I went. Is FOX still broadcasting it....?

Joe, All that stuff [with the exception of the rings] can be replaced. You and your girlfriend can't. Glad you're OK.

What pisses me off is that "Cleveland Rocks!" repeated refrain at every commercial break. I mean, WTF? Fox is supposed to broadcast the game not promote for a possible match-up between the Rockies and Indians. Such bullshit.