Tim McG

Mad Dog 20/20 Enhancer. Too funny!

That's your hero? A man who assaults women and anyone else who pisses him off? And who has the chutzpah to sue his victims for five million dollars for "a violation of his First Amendment rights, and alleged defamation, libel, malicious prosecution, false imprisonment and an abuse of process." You've got one fucked up definition of "hero" pal. Not only is this guy a world class asshole but it sounds to me like he's swindled the taxpayers of New York for "disability" pay while being perfectly capable of assault and intimidation. A thousand Duly noted douche bag. Nonetheless, cellphone addicts are the new crackheads....teenagers are the worst culprits. Especially, text messaging during class time. As a teacher, I think we should have the right to take a kid's cellphone away, use up all their minutes, smash it into little tiny pieces then hand it back to them in a plastic baggie with a smiley face on it saying, "Have a Nice Day."

And all was right with the World.

Matthew Goode Sir John Gilgood Goody [GoodSpeak ]

What do you want to bet the Enhancer will be a Christmas time staple on TV commercials along with Chia Pet, the Salad Shooter and The Clapper? Runaway, rampant consumerism.

Jude Law Peter Lawford Ford Prefect Henry Ford Harrison Ford Francis Ford Coppola

Julius Ceasar Orange Julius Julian Lennon

As if the fires weren't bad enough. What a drag.

Pardon me for saying so, but that has to be a gimmick. The Chia Pet of wine.

That's a fact, too. I owned a '64 Bug then later the first roll-top '64 Bug [not at the same time]. The only thing that stopped my first Bug was it was stolen, rolled then stripped. Broke my heart, too. Those wind wing windows were easy for crooks to pop open. The second one swallowed a valve, but I still got top dollar for it. Other then that, those things would run on kerosene and had snap together pieces. I really miss driving a V-Dub. Besides the Mustang....it is probably the only thing they got right.

Long as you're OK, Brooks.

Oh absolutely, Tom. I could never think of you as anything less than well worn and durable

Just as a point of reference though....my Toyota truck is 26 years old and runs like a champ.

I'd like to apologize, too....and for my existence in a place I never wanted to be forever associated with in the minds of my fellow posters. Cashing in my chips and moving on to other threads, other forums. Peace...out. Tim

Well, OK...they could give me one. But I'd sell it the next day and buy a real car. Grrrrrr

I once owned a '72 Pinto...you know, the exploding model. On a good day, the car could go 60mph, downhill....and with a tailwind. Gearbox locked up on the freeway once and I did a four wheel slide to a stop in the fast lane. Fixed that and then the engine blew. Smoke, engine parts, oil, water...the whole nine yards. I sold it for parts. They couldn't give me an American made car.

Now that's funny.

Ditto. Nuff said?

I leave that for you to sift through. You seem to drag a trail of irate posters. Do I now. Maybe they're irate because I have the guts to call them on their bullshit. Would you be one of them? Sour grapes. I see. And you would be the poster boy of civility and logic, eh? Guess again. Trying to cover for your own piss poor pontification on this BBS is no excuse for arrogance, Mister connoisseur series500. BTW...my name is Tim and I'm not as big an asshole as you pretend. OK? Maybe you just need to back the hell off with your own bullshit and realize your shit does stink. If you can understand that concept, then we will get along just fine. Dig?

Why would you assume anything about which team someone likes based on where they live? I lived in Germany for 9 yrs, yet I liked the Cowboys there too. How can that be?? Please. He lives in Ohio. It is an easy assumption to make and one which, unless you knew otherwise, would be a pretty fair bet. Here, I'll show you: You live in Texas. You like the Ca'boyz. See? Amazing, isn't it. Hey look! GS lives in California...ergo he must like earthquakes! Huh? Are you equating natural disaters with the Ca'boys or Patriots now? Earth to Connoisseur series500 boy......come in please. You're breaking up.

Well then....let's revisit, shall we? I get some ding-dong from Tex-ass who thinks being 5 in Germany and then moving to Tex-ass at age 18 equals not figuring him for a ca'boyz fan. Then I get flak from some dipwad who has an issue with typos. Followed by more accusations and insults from some Toledo based patriots fan. I mean fer crissakes, people. Take some personal responsibility here, huh? Gee. Why would I have an issue, Mister connoisseur series500? Maybe I'm not the problem here....eh? Uh....this would be a no brainer, big guy.

Oh and thhhbbbttt

Hm. Did I mention I pull for the Patriots, too? My wife is from Connecticut. [d'oh!] A pause while you untie the shoelaces from your eye teeth. Did you happen to mention that in a thread? I mean if you had the notion of actually reading a few of the posts in this very thread where you are trying to annoy the world, you would have known the obvious. Anyway, I'll think of you and piss to your name after we get your lousy team's first rounder. Top 5, you think? I have said this numerous times om the various baseball threads. I mean, everyone here knows my wife is from Connecticut. And back atcha, big boy. Well, I read the threads where I write posts. Who gives a shit about the baseball thread? Baseball is for kids. Them's fightin' words. Baseball is LIFE....everything else is details.

Why not? If I moved to Ohio [Though there are exactly three chances of that ever happening: Fat, slim and none....and Slim is out of town.] I'd pull for the local guys. Does this mean I have to stop supporting the 49er's? sheesh I kinda like the Brownies, but it's a sympathetic kind of love. My exasperation over your assumption that I was a Browns fan was based on the obvious fact that you must have had your head in the sand over the last 3-4 years, as the whole board knows I am a Patriot fan. A cursory read through the pages of this thread would have revealed that. Anyway, no big deal. I would like to see the Browns and Lions have good seasons. But if either play the Patriots, I want them to go DOWN! I'll be sure to write that down since we all know that is so goddammed important to remember. Heavens forbid somebody wouldn't automatically kiss your rosy red, white and blue ass everytime you bend over. Amazing. lol, got a problem, dude? read the very thread you're pissing in. You only need to go back a few posts. Read it. Have you? [hint: read the part I boldfaced....and you're welcome.]

Hm. Did I mention I pull for the Patriots, too? My wife is from Connecticut. [d'oh!] A pause while you untie the shoelaces from your eye teeth. Did you happen to mention that in a thread? I mean if you had the notion of actually reading a few of the posts in this very thread where you are trying to annoy the world, you would have known the obvious. Anyway, I'll think of you and piss to your name after we get your lousy team's first rounder. Top 5, you think? I have said this numerous times on the various baseball threads. I mean, everyone here knows my wife is from Connecticut. And back atcha, big boy.