Tim McG

Pardon my cynicism....but did any of you guys scroll down and read any of the other "stories" on this page? This is total bullshit tabloid blog crap. The Onion has more credibility. Pay no attention to that meaningless blogger behind that article....I am the Great and Powerful Blogshitter Boy without a Conscience.

Good thing, too. I teach, so the only thing I'm the Captain of is a sinking ship.

Nah. Forget it. Delude away, my misguided friend.

Ah, perhaps I should try "Barry Bonds is a damn nigger" and see if that comes up with any hits. I'll say it flat out: I don't know of any racist comments about Barry Bonds anywhere, though I will admit that I have not gone and done any searches on the Klan's BBS. What I do know is that certain people, lining up these facts: Bonds isn't much liked by a lot of people Bonds "set" the season and career home run records Bonds is black and have come to the conclusion that criticism of Bonds is, in some undetermined proportion, driven by racial animus. I say bull shit. Whether the race card is played with a broad stroke or the phrase "shades of", its simple an effort to deflect the legitimate criticism and factual basis for a belief that he cheated. Criticism is NOT proof, Dan. [hellooooooo] When are you going to wake up to that fact?

Oooooo. Yer killin' me, Dan.

I fail to see how anyone can convict a man on holier-than-thou puritanical motivations, unsubstantiated claims and shoddy evidence.

Go Pad's!!!!

Funniest. Post. Ever. Also the least self-aware statement ever made. If he keeps throwing you pitches like that, you might be able to break the record, Dan! Nah. That last one was a little chin music.....next one's comin' inside at the knees. Besides, I am certain he already holds the record for snide remarks on this BBS: A new low in uncivil behavior.

Waiting for Barry to hit one out into the water? Right Bay, wrong side of the peninsula. Oh and BTW....it ain't my boat. I am but a humble civil servant.

I dunno. This might be a pretty good reason: Pardon me for a minute, Guys: Webmasters who hijack posts to spew their HotLink bullshit are only excusing their own idiocy. Simply put: Screw you, dieselstation.com. You don't want me to hotlink your stuff....then don't POST it. I mean, what part of World Wide Web DIDN'T you understand, eh? It is FREE access, fer crissakes. Moron.

OK. So are we saying this was done on purpose? Uh....some proof, please.

I've actually read items by a number of sports media people expressing precisely this opinion. Especially those who have covered both baseball and hockey (in which the players are much more personable)... You took the words out of my keyboard... most people who cover pro sports would say baseball and soccer( Football for the rest of the worlld) players are among the biggest jerks around regarding how they behave towards anybody that does not fit into their clique... Exactly. Which is why we are hearing about this bullshit 24-7 in the media. Barry Bonds pissed some asshole reporter off who thought he had some God given right to be a big, giant dick....and the rest is history. Sports reporters are jackasses.

Uh-huh. Right after they rewrite the US Constitution where it mentions some pesky little details about Due Process, the right to face your accuser, the right to a fair trial, search and seizure laws relative to actual evidence not hearsay or ex-girlfriends and allowing close minded dupes with a hard-on for hate to think they are above the law. One such person in particular posts on this very BBS. Hm. What a joke. Implicit in the display was a fair trial by a jury of his peers - it occurs in between the perp walk and the orange jumpsuit, just so you know, Goodie. And in that trial, he'll get to confront his accusers. There won't be much to discuss in terms of "search and seizure" law since all of the evidence from the raids on BALCO, etc. were made pursuant to legal search warrants. So that pesky calendar of doping, the one labelled "BLB" that showed dates and cities which somehow corresponded to the Giants road schedule, well, that will all come in. As will any testimony from his mistress, as will bank records which will show how Bonds took cash payments from card shows, never declared it as income, and gave it to the woman with instructions to make deposits in increments under $10000, so that the Feds won't be on to her. I can imagine what the defense will say: That BITCH! That lying, dirty, stinking BITCH! Uh, Mr. Bonds, what about these dates of those card shows, and the bank records that confirm her story? She made $40,000 a year, how could she afford such a huge down payment on a $500,000 condo? That BITCH! That lying, dirty stinking BITCH! I see. So.....ex-girlfriend's hissy-fits [who have an ax to grind over boob implants] and the potential money she lost after getting pushed off of the Bonds gravy train would be something the Grand Jury and the court system of our country should take at face value and without question. Righty-O. Dan, buddy....your own credibility on this issue has just been shot to hell. Well done.

No problem....my guys are done. The best news though is the [hated] dodgers were officially eliminated last night! [sorry, Noj]

OK. Ya caught me. I was just kidding:

Uh-huh. Right after they rewrite the US Constitution where it mentions some pesky little details about Due Process, the right to face your accuser, the right to a fair trial, search and seizure laws relative to actual evidence not hearsay or ex-girlfriends and allowing close minded dupes with a hard-on for hate to think they are above the law. One such person in particular posts on this very BBS. Hm.

Oh, I understood plenty what my car could do. Back when I was an angry young man, I had just broken up with a long-time girlfriend [the fucking BITCH, er....sorry] and took off down a foothill road around 1AM and pushed my [4-speed] car red lining every gear to 100+mph. I was fucking pissed. Shouting at the wind and gritting my teeth in a white hot rage, I had the pedal to the metal. I didn't give a good god damn if the engine blew. After a few minutes, I passed the only car for miles and saw in my headlights the colors black-white-black. It was a cop. Next thing I saw was red and blue lights in my rear view mirror.....and I knew I was had. I pulled over, still seething with righteous rage. Without thinking, I immediately got out of the car and reached back for my wallet. Then it happened. The two plain clothes cops in the patrol car dropped down behind their opened doors and drew their guns, .45 semi-automatics, aimed directly at my head. They ordered me to drop my gun [it was my wallet] and place my hands on top of the car. I was scared spitless. They approached me, frisked my sorry ass and told me to sit on the curb. After what seemed like an eternity, they came back to me and said I was free to go. Apparently, there had been a robbery in the area and they thought I was their guy. BUT, they said, if they had been in uniform and on patrol....my sorry angry ass would be in cuffs and headed to the county jail with my car impounded. My pride in tatters and my heart broken into pieces, I drove 25mph the rest of the way back home....got into bed and stayed in the fetal position until the morning came.

Go Rockies!!! DEATH to dodger blue. Grrrrrr

OK. I don't mean to be rude, but what is it about soccer, er...sorry, futbal that you guys see as so fanatically attractive? Basically, a high scoring game is 2-0. Oh. Hold me back.....yet another meaningless shot on goal. I don't get it.

Seattle Supersonics threatening to move to OK City or KC You make bucket loads of money off of a loyal fan base then you threaten to move? Then I say go...the bastards. Fuck 'em.

It never used to be like that, Dan. Recovering Angel fan here. They are the only team in the Torre era with a winning record against them, and they have never lost a post-season series to them in that time period. Good enough for me. Fair enough. I gave up on the Angels shortly after Gene Mauch had to prove to the World, yet again, that he can't win the big one back in 1986. Pulling Witt for an injured Donnie Moore then replacing him with Urbano "Fucking" Lugo has to go down in MLB history as the Queen Mother of all Fuck Ups. What a moron. After they traded Wally Joiner for JT Snow who, after one year, was subsequently sent packing to my NL team the Giants [thankyouverymuch] to make room for Dave "I can't hit my hat size" Parker, I was officially a one team fan: The San Francisco Giants. Then they had the gall to beat my Giants in the 2002 WS. I still grit my teeth over Game 6. Grrrrrrr Holy crap! Gene Mauch and Dusty Baker! You must follow teams for their quality, clutch managers.... It's worse then that....I'm a California baseball junkie. I can't help myself. But I can tell you this: I have seen enough bad baseball to last two lifetimes. I know what you mean, I've spent most of my life going between Nor/SoCal, so I follow all the Cali teams, especially the three NL teams. I was in Berkeley from 1984-1990, and I went to the 'Stick many a freezing night. Can't count all the terrible Padre games I watched growing up in San Diego, and lived in L.A. a lot also, so I've been to Dodger Stadium numerous times, and it's still my favorite park, though, I have to admit that I do have a soft place in my heart for Candlestick, I liked attending games there. I always liked the 'Stick, too. But I will say that the parking is a absolute joke. For Niners games I take the CalTrain or the SF Muni to get there. Took me nearly two hours to get out of that parking lot after a Niners game a couple years ago and I decided enough is enough. PacBell/SoBell/ATT Corporate Money Pit Park is a breath of fresh air, parking wise. Though I take the BART or the SF Muni or the CalTrain or walk [depending on where I stay] most days.

It never used to be like that, Dan. Recovering Angel fan here. They are the only team in the Torre era with a winning record against them, and they have never lost a post-season series to them in that time period. Good enough for me. Fair enough. I gave up on the Angels shortly after Gene Mauch had to prove to the World, yet again, that he can't win the big one back in 1986. Pulling Witt for an injured Donnie Moore then replacing him with Urbano "Fucking" Lugo has to go down in MLB history as the Queen Mother of all Fuck Ups. What a moron. After they traded Wally Joiner for JT Snow who, after one year, was subsequently sent packing to my NL team the Giants [thankyouverymuch] to make room for Dave "I can't hit my hat size" Parker, I was officially a one team fan: The San Francisco Giants. Then they had the gall to beat my Giants in the 2002 WS. I still grit my teeth over Game 6. Grrrrrrr Holy crap! Gene Mauch and Dusty Baker! You must follow teams for their quality, clutch managers.... It's worse than that....I'm a California baseball junkie. [Well, except for the [hated] dodgers....I wouldn't root for them at gun point.] I can't help myself. But I can tell you this: I have seen enough bad baseball to last two lifetimes. Grrrrrr

My 1972 Pinto [the exploding model] did 60 most days.... Going downhill. With a tail wind. Pedal to the metal.

It never used to be like that, Dan. Recovering Angel fan here. They are the only team in the Torre era with a winning record against them, and they have never lost a post-season series to them in that time period. Good enough for me. Fair enough. I gave up on the Angels shortly after Gene Mauch had to prove to the World, yet again, that he can't win the big one back in 1986. Pulling Witt for an injured Donnie Moore then replacing him with Urbano "Fucking" Lugo has to go down in MLB history as the Queen Mother of all Fuck Ups. What a moron. After they traded Wally Joiner for JT Snow who, after one year, was subsequently sent packing to my NL team the Giants [thankyouverymuch] to make room for Dave "I can't hit my hat size" Parker, I was officially a one team fan: The San Francisco Giants. Then they had the gall to beat my Giants in the 2002 WS. I still grit my teeth over Game 6. Grrrrrrr