What you sense as smugness from Apple owners is simply relief, the not having to worry about viruses, the painless using of a computer, and the pleasure of experiencing everything working as expected. Really, these Apples are wonderful machines. I often get a sense of delight from using them. We have 2 iMacs, an iBook, an AirPort, some iPods, and now an iPhone.
As for software, yeah, bite the bullet and buy Mac versions of those programs. Get it past you.
I have Fusion with Windows XP loaded for those PC programs I occasionally need to access, such as WordPerfect, but after awhile, I was only using it to play FreeCell. I haven't powered it up in a while. If anyone knows of a Mac version of FreeCell, please let me know. Or perhaps not; boy, that was a lot of time down the drain.