wolff Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Man charged in farmyard romp with pig Thu Sep 2, 5:26 PM ET (Court TV) — Austin Gullette denies the crime, but police in Ouachita, La., say they have the right man. They've charged Gullete with having sex with his sister's pig. According to Major Royce Toney, with the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, Gullette's sister caught the 45-year-old man in the act Aug. 30. "She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said. The woman reportedly observed her brother engaging in intercourse with her Vietnamese potbelly pig, P-Pie. When she confronted Gullette, he fled into the woods, she said. Deputies caught and arrested Gullette who denied the incident. Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest. Gullete has been charged with committing a crime against nature and is being held without bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center. He faces a fine of up to $2000 and five years in jail with or without hard labor. P-Pie is under observation at a local veterinarian. Quote
Brad Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 How could that be a crime against nature. He did it with nature. Guess he made a real pig of himself Quote
Jazzmoose Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 His SISTER'S pig? That's just sick.... Quote
JSngry Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Toney said the eyewitness account and physical evidence found on Gullete prompted the arrest. I...don't...want to know. REALLY, I don't.... Quote
Free For All Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Rare shot of Popeye w/Sal Nistico at a wedding gig. Quote
JSngry Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 That's not Popeye, that's Brew Moore. Quote
JSngry Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 (edited) P-PIE????????????? Edited September 4, 2004 by JSngry Quote
wolff Posted September 4, 2004 Author Report Posted September 4, 2004 The boys in Angola don't take kindly to pig ......(deleted). Quote
DTMX Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 "She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. and went out to investigate," Toney said. Ned Beatty was unavailable for comment. Quote
Christiern Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 This little piggy went to market.... this little piggy stayed home.... but wished it hadn't. Quote
wolff Posted September 4, 2004 Author Report Posted September 4, 2004 "She heard her pig squealing around 11 p.m. Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Squealed like a stuck pig." Quote
Alexander Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Pig 'n a poke? More like caught pokin' a pig... Ba-dum-bump! Quote
Jazzmoose Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 "Wait a min-a-min-a wait a min-a-min-a wait a min-a-min- STOP!!!!!!!!!!!" Quote
Shawn Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 "Poke that in your pig!" - The Great McGinty (Preston Sturges) Quote
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