BERIGAN Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 and not being all that concerned besides aiming for the center, I hadn't noticed there was something in the porcelain bowl. EGADS!!!!!! What is that, a tarantula???? Holy crap, flush that mother down!!!! Crap, it didn't go down!!! What is it??? Once the water calmed down, I noticed just above the water level 2 eyes, it was a frog! Double egads!!! How the hell did that get in there??? It seemed to be alive, so went to get a some latex gloves(doesn't everyone have them?) and tried to put it in a covered plastic container to put 'em outside....it jumped outside the bowl...we have 4 cats, didn't want them to get Kermit for many reasons, got him on the second try.....tossed him safely outside....so, how the heck did he get in there??? It has rained all day, but we have had much worse rains and never seen any creatures come up thru the pipes....at least I wasn't sitting down. Anyone else have a similar story to share? Quote
Jazzmoose Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 I've heard that frogs in your urine is one of the danger signs for amphibial disease... Quote
wolff Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 It had been raining/flooding around our house in Arizona. Early in the morning I stepped outside to pet the dog or something. To my surprise and amazement there were hundreds of tarantulas sharing the porch with me. I locked the door and watched them from the window. Woke up my brother and broke out the bee bee guns. On another occasion, I heard some yelling out back. I went out the back door to find a Mountain Lion walking across the back yard. Our neighbor was coming out his back door with his favorite 30/06 and the lion did not make it to the next yard. Not quite frogs in the toilet, but..... Quote
neveronfriday Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 It had been raining/flooding around our house in Arizona. Early in the morning I stepped outside to pet the dog or something. To my surprise and amazement there were hundreds of tarantulas sharing the porch with me. I locked the door and watched them from the window. Woke up my brother and broke out the bee bee guns. On another occasion, I heard some yelling out back. I went out the back door to find a Mountain Lion walking across the back yard. Our neighbor was coming out his back door with his favorite 30/06 and the lion did not make it to the next yard. Not quite frogs in the toilet, but..... "Anything that can't run away, we blow into smithereens. Yes, Siree Bob!" Quote
DTMX Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 Dear Mom, It was my first day of vacation and I had just arrived at the new resort I was telling you about. I was enjoying a dip in swimming pool when the most horrible thing happened... Quote
J.A.W. Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 Dear Mom, It was my first day of vacation and I had just arrived at the new resort I was telling you about. I was enjoying a dip in swimming pool when the most horrible thing happened... Quote
J.A.W. Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 The frog now knows the full meaning of acid rain... Quote
Dan Gould Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 On a more serious note, pet owners should know that the Bufo Toad secretes a toxic substance on its skin, so dogs that find one of these and want to play with it can actually die. We've got way too many of these things in our yard and have to constantly keep an eye out for them when the dog is out. And Hans, my wife keeps a spray bottle of bleach by the door. That's the meaning of acid rain at the Gould residence! Quote
Bright Moments Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 looks like lice is next!.......... ________________________________________________ First Plague: The Nile waters Turn to Blood The Nile, the river of Egypt, was the Egyptians idol. The Nile's waters nourished the land and determined the welfare of all the people. The Egyptians thirsted after blood when they slaughtered the Hebrews children, and now God gave them blood to drink. Now the source that brought the Egyptians life brought death instead (Exod. 7:14-25). Second Plague: The frogs The frogs represented the fertility goddess, Isis, that was supposed to help women in childbirth. Frogs were everywhere: in their houses, in their beds, and at their tables. They could not eat, drink, or sleep without their precious god. The frog that symbolized life was left to be raked in heaps of rotting piles of death (Exod. 8:1-15). Third Plague: The Lice The lice which came up to live out of the dust of the earth represented the Egyptians god of the earth, Seth. Matthew Henry notes that lice were small despicable, inconsiderable animals, and yet, by their vast numbers, they rendered a sore plague to the Egyptians. God could have plagued them with lions, or bears, or wolves, or with vultures or other birds of prey; but He chose to do it by these contemptible instruments (Exod. 8:16-19). Fourth Plague: The Flies The stinging, disease-carrying flies ruined the land. Beelzebub, the prince of the power of the air, has been glorified as the god of flies, the god of Ekron. The fly was always present at idolatry sacrifices. It seems that the god partook of those in this manner. This fourth plague came upon the Egyptians only. It made Israel a separate and Holy People (Exod. 8:20-32). Fifth Plague: The Disease of Livestock A great number of cattle died by a sort of pestilence. The Egyptians made the Hebrews poor and so God caused great loss to the Egyptians. This disease afflicted only the Egyptian livestock. The Egyptians believed animals were possessed by the spirits of gods. The bull was sacred in Egypt, identified in it markings to their god Apis. This pestilence, God's Word tells us, did not affect the Hebrew livestock (Exod. 9:1-7). Sixth Plague: The Boils Again God demonstrated His ability to control nature. When the death of their cattle didn't convince the Egyptians, God sent a plague that seized their own bodies. And they took ashes of the furnace, and stood before Pharaoh; and Moses sprinkled it up toward heaven; and it became a boil breaking forth with blains upon man, and upon beast (Exod. 9:10). Sores in the body were looked upon as punishment for sin, a means by which to call one to repentance. None of the Hebrews had any boils. This plague was a direct attack on the shamanism of the medico-mystical processes in Egypt (Exod. 9:8-12). Seventh Plague: The Hailstorm Moses gave the people a one-day warning before this plague. The notice was given because the sorcerers of Egypt were also agricultural shamans who supposedly controlled the weather. Those who feared the Lord went into shelter (showing us that God had mercy on some of the Egyptians). Those who did not believe God and took no shelter died in the fields (Ex. 9:21). There was ice and fire mingled with the hail, very grievous, such as there was none like it in all of the land of Egypt. The hail killed both men and cattle, and battered down the herbs, vegetable gardens, fruit trees, and other plants. God, in His judgment, caused it to rain or hail on the Egyptians and not on the Hebrews (Exod. 9:13-35). Eighth Plague: The locusts By this time, Pharaoh's people, his magicians, and advisors, began to rebel. Pharaoh stood alone against God. Moses stretched forth his rod over the land of Egypt, and the LORD brought an east wind upon the land all that day, and all that night; and when it was morning, the east wind brought the locusts. And the locusts went up over all the land of Egypt, and rested in all the coasts of Egypt: very grievous were they; before them there were no such locusts as they, neither after them shall be such. The plague was then sent which devastated the land and hence the power of the gods and shamans of agriculture. Pharaoh sent for Moses and pretended to repent. He asked Moses to pray to God to take the locusts away. And the LORD turned a mighty strong west wind, which took away the locusts, and cast them into the Red Sea; there remained not one locust in all the coasts of Egypt (Exod. 10:13-14, 19). Ninth Plague: The Darkness The Egyptians rebelled against the light of God's Word and they were justly punished with darkness. This thick darkness was over Egypt three days, but the people of Israel had light where they dwelt. What a picture of dark and light, of being lost and saved. The children of God walked in the light while Pharaoh and his people wandered in the darkness. Matthew Henry's Commentary states, "The cloud of locusts, which had darkened the land (v. 15), was nothing to this. It was a total darkness. We have reason to think, not only that the lights of heaven were clouded, but that all their fires and candles were put out by the damp or clammy vapors which were the cause of this darkness; for it is said (v. 23), They saw not one another. It is threatened to the wicked (Job 18:5-6) that the spark of his fire shall not shine, even the sparks of his own kindling, as they are called (Isa. 50:11), and that the light shall be dark in his tabernacle. Hell is utter darkness. The light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee (Rev. 18:23)." This plague was an attack on the power of the supreme deity of Egypt, the sun god Re or Amun-Re. The Egyptians could do nothing but stay in their homes and consider what they had experienced up to now, regarding the power of the God of the Israelites. Even then, Pharaoh refused to yield (Exod. 10:21-29). Tenth Plague: The Death of the Firstborn God said in Exodus 13:2, Sanctify unto me all the firstborn, whatsoever openeth the womb among the children of Israel, both of man and of beast: it is mine. Nelson's Illustrated Bible Dictionary explains the importance of the firstborn: God placed a special claim on the firstborn of man and beast (Ex. 13:11-13). This meant that the nation of Israel attached unusual value to the eldest son and assigned special privileges and responsibilities to him. Because of God's claim on the first offspring, the firstborn sons of the Hebrews were presented to the Lord when they were a month old. Since the firstborn was regarded as God's property, it was necessary for the father to redeem, or buy back, the child from the priest. Early Hebrew laws also provided that the firstlings of beasts belonged to the Lord and were turned over to the sanctuary (Ex. 13:2; 34:19; Lev. 27:26). The firstborn's birthright was a double portion of the estate and leadership of the family. As head of the home after his father's death, the eldest son customarily cared for his mother until her death, and provided for his unmarried sisters until their marriages. He was the family's spiritual head and served as its priest. In figurative language, the term firstborn stands for that which is most excellent.ÿ The significance of the death of every firstborn in Egypt, from the house of Pharaoh to the slaves and the livestock, was great. But Israel would be spared so that there would be an obvious distinction between those who belong to the YAWH and those who do not (Exod. 11:1-10). And it came to pass, that at midnight the Lord smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle. And Pharaoh rose up in the night, he, and all his servants, and all the Egyptians; and there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. And he called for Moses and Aaron by night, and said, Rise up, and get you forth from among my people, both ye and the children of Israel; and go, serve the Lord, as ye have said. Also take your flocks and your herds, as ye have said, and be gone; and bless me also. And the Egyptians were urgent upon the people, that they might send them out of the land in haste; for they said, We be all dead men. And the people took their dough before it was leavened, their kneading troughs being bound up in their clothes upon their shoulders. And the children of Israel did according to the word of Moses; and they borrowed of the Egyptians jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment: And the Lord gave the people favour in the sight of the Egyptians, so that they lent unto them such things as they required. And they spoiled the Egyptians (Exodus 12:29-36). Quote
Claude Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 Berigan, you were supposed to kiss that frog, not flush it down the toilet ! Quote
frank m Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 Are the Republicans the 11th or the 12th? Quote
Christiern Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 If anyone got pleasure out of peeing on a frog, I would think it had to be "berigan"--n'est pas? Quote
neveronfriday Posted November 23, 2004 Report Posted November 23, 2004 You guys are just mean ... Quote
BERIGAN Posted November 23, 2004 Author Report Posted November 23, 2004 Berigan, you were supposed to kiss that frog, not flush it down the toilet ! after where it had been,(and been thru) not for all the tea in China..... Quote
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