rostasi Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 I did the "whack thing" back in the 70s. Yeah, that's worth placing in a sig file... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Q: What’s the difference between a Hummer and a Jeep? A: You can’t get a Jeep in a Hummer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 And anyhow, couldn't they find virgins at someplace like, say..... Bob Jones University?!?!?!? Man... that place has got to be TENSE! Yeah, but think about all the, uh, "not technically sexual" ways that the students apparently relieve their tension.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Q: What’s the difference between a Hummer and a Jeep? A: You can’t get a Jeep in a Hummer! Speaking of Hummers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 And anyhow, couldn't they find virgins at someplace like, say..... Bob Jones University?!?!?!? Man... that place has got to be TENSE! Yeah, but think about all the, uh, "not technically sexual" ways that the students apparently relieve their tension.... It must be like Sodom and Gomorrah at Bob Jones University! I guess no missionary positions are available at Bob Jones. Have you ever noticed the initials for Bob Jones University are BJU? God has a great sense of humor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Man with the Golden Arm Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 It must be like Sodom and Gomorrah... B-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 I guess no missionary positions are available at Bob Jones. Have you ever noticed the initials for Bob Jones University are BJU? God has a great sense of humor! OW! OW! OW!!!! Indeed!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 It was more common for boys to have performed oral sex on girls than vice versa, the report said. Anyone else see this as contradictory to just about every other study that's been done?? Everything I've previously read about adolescent sexuality is that since sometime in the 90s (I have no idea if there's actually a demonstrable link to Monica and Bill) more and more girls perform oral sex on their boyfriends (or their "friends with benefits") in lieu of intercourse, believe that the risks are much less, and are proud of preserving their virginity. And it is far, far, far more rare for the boys to perform orally for girls. So, I gotta say that I have to seriously question the results of this study, based on that very surprising result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 It must be like Sodom and Gomorrah... B-) You guys are killin' me! Saddam and Gomorrah! Throw in Godzilla, R2D2, Pee Wee Herman, and Jimmy Swaggart and they'll be swingin' at ol' Bob Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rostasi Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Hey! I hope I didn't p-off Jazz Kat by saying the "naive" word! I don't have kids (they're probably better off), so I don't know if that's a "no-no" word to a teenager. It wasn't with me - mine was "weird" - I hated it whenever my mother called me that! OK, Jim S...tell me. What would Charlie say if you called him "naive"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny E Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Everything I've previously read about adolescent sexuality is that since sometime in the 90s (I have no idea if there's actually a demonstrable link to Monica and Bill) more and more girls perform oral sex on their boyfriends... I believe there is a link. Apropos really. If the Republicans hadn't abused the independent counsel and created the "bring down Clinton at any cost" hysteria which led to the Clinton impeachment, then their daughters wouldn't be sucking so much cock…(and taking it in the butt for that matter). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Everything I've previously read about adolescent sexuality is that since sometime in the 90s (I have no idea if there's actually a demonstrable link to Monica and Bill) more and more girls perform oral sex on their boyfriends... I believe there is a link. Apropos really. If the Republicans hadn't abused the independent counsel and created the "bring down Clinton at any cost" hysteria which led to the Clinton impeachment, then their daughters wouldn't be sucking so much cock…(and taking it in the butt for that matter). I think what you really mean is "ironic": Supposedly "moralistic" condemnation of Clinton by Republicans leading to the immoral behavior of what you presume is their offspring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny E Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 I think what you really mean is "ironic": Supposedly "moralistic" condemnation of Clinton by Republicans leading to the immoral behavior of what you presume is their offspring. No, not ironic (although some may see it that way). Apropos. Let's call it chickens coming home to roost. Karma. Blowback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Let's call it shut the fuck up and take it to the political forum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Kat Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Hey! I hope I didn't p-off Jazz Kat by saying the "naive" word! I don't have kids (they're probably better off), so I don't know if that's a "no-no" word to a teenager. Just that word along with, as I said, "You stupid bitch," are the two things I hear most, so it was un-settling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use3D Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Kids dont have anything to do these days but suck and fuck, here they are surrounded by it in the media and in school and people are surprised kids are screwing each other. Purge with fire I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceH Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Everything I've previously read about adolescent sexuality is that since sometime in the 90s (I have no idea if there's actually a demonstrable link to Monica and Bill) more and more girls perform oral sex on their boyfriends (or their "friends with benefits") in lieu of intercourse, believe that the risks are much less, and are proud of preserving their virginity. Ah, to be a teenager in the 90s! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Everything I've previously read about adolescent sexuality is that since sometime in the 90s (I have no idea if there's actually a demonstrable link to Monica and Bill) more and more girls perform oral sex on their boyfriends (or their "friends with benefits") in lieu of intercourse, believe that the risks are much less, and are proud of preserving their virginity. Ah, to be a teenager in the 90s! Yeah, I was a teenager in the 80's... I missed the 70's and missed the late 90's.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Kat Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Kids dont have anything to do these days but suck and fuck, here they are surrounded by it in the media and in school and people are surprised kids are screwing each other. Purge with fire I say. I wonder how easy your math courses were when you were a youngin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rostasi Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) Kids dont have anything to do these days but suck and fuck, here they are surrounded by it in the media and in school and people are surprised kids are screwing each other. Purge with fire I say. I wonder how easy your math courses were when you were a youngin'. MUCH harder in my day - based solely on dealings with slacker dudes (and dudettes) nowadays who can't figure out how to give the proper change after a purchase. Edited April 5, 2005 by rostasi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 "Kids who pledge abstinence are taught that any word that has 'sex' in it is considered a sexual activity," Unruh said. " I'm guessing she knows as much about sexuality as she knows about the English language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rostasi Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 "Kids who pledge abstinence are taught that any word that has 'sex' in it is considered a sexual activity," Unruh said. " I'm guessing she knows as much about sexuality as she knows about the English language. Yeah, keep 'em away from that evil Herbie Hancock record! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Kat Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) Kids dont have anything to do these days but suck and fuck, here they are surrounded by it in the media and in school and people are surprised kids are screwing each other. Purge with fire I say. I wonder how easy your math courses were when you were a youngin'. MUCH harder in my day - based solely on dealings with slacker dudes (and dudettes) nowadays who can't figure out how to give the proper change after a purchase. I'm gonna stay outa this thread . This is total bull shit! Edited April 5, 2005 by Jazz Kat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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