Guy Berger Posted April 16, 2005 Report Posted April 16, 2005 link KIM JONG-IL AGREES TO GIVE UP NUKES IN EXCHANGE FOR ANGELINA JOLIE Bush Blasts Proposal as ‘Indecent’ In what some hailed as a breakthrough in a long-running diplomatic standoff, North Korean President Kim Jong-Il today agreed to give up his nation’s nuclear weapons program in exchange for the actress Angelina Jolie. Under the terms of the deal, which calls for the transfer of Ms. Jolie to North Korea by summer of 2007, international arms inspectors would have the right to inspect sites in North Korea in exchange for granting President Kim the right to inspect Ms. Jolie. The accord, which caught many in diplomatic circles by surprise, would unite Ms. Jolie, widely considered the sexiest woman alive, with President Kim, widely considered the craziest man alive, raising the specter that he may be planning to create a race of super-sexy, super-crazy people. Quote
Guy Berger Posted April 16, 2005 Author Report Posted April 16, 2005 Sounds reasonable. Send her over. As long as we get to keep Salma Hayek! Guy Quote
JSngry Posted April 16, 2005 Report Posted April 16, 2005 link ...raising the specter that he may be planning to create a race of super-sexy, super-crazy people. Yeah, like there's not enough of those already... Quote
JSngry Posted April 16, 2005 Report Posted April 16, 2005 (edited) Kim Jong Il Agrees to Give Up Nukes in Exchange for Angela Jolie; Bush Blasts Proposal Most everybody else would be happy just blasting Angela Jolie, if you know what I mean... Edited April 16, 2005 by JSngry Quote
Jazzmoose Posted April 16, 2005 Report Posted April 16, 2005 This sounds like a fair deal for everyone to me, as long as he takes Billy Bob Thornton as well... Quote
BERIGAN Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 link ...raising the specter that he may be planning to create a race of super-sexy, super-crazy people. Yeah, like there's not enough of those already... No, I don't...please explain in great detail. Quote
JSngry Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Soopah Sexy Sooopah Crayzee Peeples Make Zee Woild Gorawnd. Quote
Brad Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 Sounds like the Koreans getting the short part of the deal. Quote
Shawn Posted April 17, 2005 Report Posted April 17, 2005 No way...they can not have Angelina...but I would happily give them both Britney Spears & Pamela Anderson instead... Quote
Guy Berger Posted April 17, 2005 Author Report Posted April 17, 2005 No way...they can not have Angelina...but I would happily give them both Britney Spears & Pamela Anderson instead... I like how you think. Get this man a job at the State Department. Guy Quote
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