You know it almost spring when...

[Hardbopjazz]

girls start showing their belly buttons.

[sheldonm]

...you are nasty!

[Johnny E]

That's just wrong!

[Jazzmoose]

Good lord; it's Delma Dunlap!!

[chris olivarez]

Yuk.

[Free For All]

Gravity's a motherf*cker.

[sidewinder]

Please........ not before my breakfast !

[tonym]

I did see my first mini skirt a couple of weeks ago though...almost fell of my bike trying to crane my neck.

[Hardbopjazz]

How does she clean under that thing or whatever you call it?

[BeBop]

I did see my first mini skirt a couple of weeks ago though...almost fell of my bike trying to crane my neck.

Remind me not to join your paceline.

[JohnS]

Seems to be all round the year here whatever the weather.

Edited March 1, 2006 by JohnS

[Son-of-a-Weizen]

[JSngry]

I once toured with a drummer who was into group sex with women of this type build. Every town we went to, he was easily able to find "companionship". The fact that he was hung like a donkey combined with the loneliness that many of these women probably incurred in their daily sex life pretty much guaranteed that he was always occupied.

The thing was, he took pictures. Lots of pictures.

And he liked to show the pictures to us. All of them.

Please, no more pictures.

[Joe G]

Huh! I didn't know you toured with Randy!

:rsmile:

[tonym]

I once toured with a drummer who was into group sex with women of this type build. Every town we went to, he was easily able to find "companionship". The fact that he was hung like a donkey combined with the loneliness that many of these women probably incurred in their daily sex life pretty much guaranteed that he was always occupied.

The thing was, he took pictures. Lots of pictures.

And he liked to show the pictures to us. All of them.

Please, no more pictures.

[Dave James]

This reminds of a golf trip I took with some of the guys from work a few years back. One of them, unbeknownst to the rest of us, brought along a video called "Fatliners". He put it on without any fanfare, and I can tell you, you've never heard anything quite like that reaction in your life. I mean the gals in this flick make the one's in the picture Weizie posted look like Victoria Secret models. I'm serious...these women clocked in at what had to be seven or eight spins. They were so big they couldn't even move. So, can you guess who the guy was who performed some of the service work? Yup, the human sweater, Ron Jeremy. I'm telling you, you have never, ever seen anything like this. Totally, completely and utterly disgusting. We couldn't quit watching.

Up over and out.

Edited March 4, 2006 by Dave James

[Epithet]

This reminds of a golf trip I took with some of the guys from work a few years back. One of them, unbeknownst to the rest of us, brought along a video called "Fatliners". He put it on without any fanfare, and I can tell you, you've never heard anything quite like that reaction in your life. I mean the gals in this flick make the one's in the picture Weizie posted look like Victoria Secret models. I'm serious...these women clocked in at what had to be seven or eight spins. They were so big they couldn't even move. So, can you guess who the guy was who performed some of the service work? Yup, the human sweater, Ron Jeremy. I'm telling you, you have never, ever seen anything like this. Totally, completely and utterly disgusting. We couldn't quit watching.

Up over and out.

Don't we have a board member that can shake an excuse for this out of Mr Jeremy personally?