Rooster_Ties Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 WWJB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Larsen Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Written on a condom machine: "Don't buy this gum - it tastes awful." Also: "People in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave James Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Two come to mind: "When approaching infinity, beware of intersecting parallel lines." "This is Godot. I was here. Where were you?" I also enjoyed finding Wilt Chamberlain's autograph on the ceiling of a restroom. Up over and out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 (edited) Best one I've seen is in the toilet in the the offices of the UK Permanent Representative to the EU (the equivalent of an Embassy). There's a sign on the door facing you, more or less at eye level when you're seated, which says, "Please use the toilet brush", to which some wag has added, "when no paper available". MG Edited September 15, 2006 by The Magnificent Goldberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 This was on the subway wall at my station, about 30 years ago: "I am black, with 12 inches" Under which someone had scrawled: "I am green, with envy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 i do hope this is not offensive, but, one i recall from a dive back in Akron was: "there were black people in the store absorbing all the light so we thought it was closed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danasgoodstuff Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 (edited) Two from my college daze: "Love is never having to say 'how was it'" "Lee Morgan cooks" to which I added "Hank Mobley does the dishes". coulda sworn I'd already posted this, who knows where it ended up... Edited September 16, 2006 by danasgoodstuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewy-chew-chew-bean-benitez Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Where in the wholey hell did you see lee morgan grafitti, to which you added your hank grafitti? back in the day i scribbled HANK MOBLEY RULES over the bathroom wall at catalinas.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjk Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Mid 1990s - On the men's room wall in the Tinker Street Cafe, Woodstock, NY (sadly gone now...): "Pubic Hair is Organic Dental Floss" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neveronfriday Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 "This is Godot. I was here. Where were you?" I liked this one better (from a bathroom in Copenhagen): Back in a minute. Godot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epithet Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 '\lim_{GPA \to 0} BSc = BA' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockefeller center Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 '\lim_{GPA \to 0} BSc = BA' Where did you read that? In Donald E. Knuth's bathroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epithet Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 '\lim_{GPA \to 0} BSc = BA' Where did you read that? In Donald E. Knuth's bathroom? No, but what I did see in there was a fibre-substitute sign telling me to make sure my deltas were being typeset correctly. So now I can't delete the quoted even though a quick Google check gives every indication that, actually, it's probably in millions of stalls the world over. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny weir Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Seen in the tunnel where Princes Diana copped it, at the end of a long line of wilting flowers, other tributes and graffiti: "Go Pies!" (Insert football team name of your choice ...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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