Inventive (or at least funny) graffiti noticed in public restrooms

[Rooster_Ties]

WWJB?

[J Larsen]

Written on a condom machine: "Don't buy this gum - it tastes awful."

Also: "People in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."

[Dave James]

Two come to mind:

"When approaching infinity, beware of intersecting parallel lines."

"This is Godot. I was here. Where were you?"

I also enjoyed finding Wilt Chamberlain's autograph on the ceiling of a restroom.

Up over and out.

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

Best one I've seen is in the toilet in the the offices of the UK Permanent Representative to the EU (the equivalent of an Embassy).

There's a sign on the door facing you, more or less at eye level when you're seated, which says, "Please use the toilet brush", to which some wag has added, "when no paper available".

MG

Edited September 15, 2006 by The Magnificent Goldberg

[Christiern]

This was on the subway wall at my station, about 30 years ago:

"I am black, with 12 inches"

Under which someone had scrawled:

"I am green, with envy"

[Man with the Golden Arm]

i do hope this is not offensive, but, one i recall from a dive back in Akron was:

"there were black people in the store absorbing all the light so we thought it was closed"

[danasgoodstuff]

Two from my college daze:

"Love is never having to say 'how was it'"

"Lee Morgan cooks" to which I added "Hank Mobley does the dishes".

coulda sworn I'd already posted this, who knows where it ended up...

Edited September 16, 2006 by danasgoodstuff

[chewy-chew-chew-bean-benitez]

Where in the wholey hell did you see lee morgan grafitti, to which you added your hank grafitti?

back in the day i scribbled HANK MOBLEY RULES over the bathroom wall at catalinas....

[jmjk]

Mid 1990s - On the men's room wall in the Tinker Street Cafe, Woodstock, NY (sadly gone now...):

"Pubic Hair is Organic Dental Floss"

[neveronfriday]

"This is Godot. I was here. Where were you?"

I liked this one better (from a bathroom in Copenhagen):

Back in a minute.

Godot

[Epithet]

'\lim_{GPA \to 0} BSc = BA'

[rockefeller center]

'\lim_{GPA \to 0} BSc = BA'

Where did you read that? In Donald E. Knuth's bathroom?

[Epithet]

'\lim_{GPA \to 0} BSc = BA'

Where did you read that? In Donald E. Knuth's bathroom?

No, but what I did see in there was a fibre-substitute sign telling me to make sure my deltas were being typeset correctly.

So now I can't delete the quoted even though a quick Google check gives every indication that, actually, it's probably in millions of stalls the world over. Oh well.

[kenny weir]

Seen in the tunnel where Princes Diana copped it, at the end of a long line of wilting flowers, other tributes and graffiti: "Go Pies!" (Insert football team name of your choice ...)