Ernest Borgnine shares the secret to his long life.....

[BERIGAN]

Listen carefully as he whispers his closely guarded secret to long life ...

[Bright Moments]

you've got to "hand" it to him!

[Christiern]

Guess he knew he was on Fox, so he went into tabloid mode. Sad.

[Stereojack]

My hearing must be going. At first I thought I heard "I pass the plate a lot", then "My pastor paid a lot".

[7/4]

My hearing must be going. At first I thought I heard "I pass the plate a lot", then "My pastor paid a lot".

Yep. His faith kept him alive.

Sounds like something outta the movies.

[papsrus]

Well, that explains the glassy-eyed grin ...

[BruceW]

Well, that explains the glassy-eyed grin ...

Yeah, you know what he said, it was pretty clear (especially if you turned up the volume.

Ernie said, "I masturbate a lot." It was pretty clear.

Cheers Ernie

[catesta]

The guy looks and sounds pretty good for 91.

If this is the secret to longevity, I'm all for it.

[Chuck Nessa]

Gives new meaning to the word "spunky".

[RDK]

The guy looks and sounds pretty good for 91.

If this is the secret to longevity, I'm all for it.

Indeed. Much better than yelling at kids to get offa the lawn.

[7/4]

palm shaver.

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[Alexander]

His episodes of "SpongBob Squarepants" where he plays Mermaid Man (to Tim Conway's cranky Barnacle Boy) are hysterical!

"EVIL!"

Edited August 19, 2008 by Alexander

[Royal Oak]

His episodes of "SpongBob Squarepants" where he plays Mermaid Man (to Tim Conway's cranky Barnacle Boy) are hysterical!

"EVIL!"

You beat me to it!

[papsrus]

You beat me to it!

Careful how you phrase that.

[Royal Oak]

You beat me to it!

Careful how you phrase that.

That is GOOD, paps..

[papsrus]

You beat me to it!

Careful how you phrase that.

That is GOOD, paps..

..... :eye:

[Jazzmoose]

Jeez...the year I turned 13 ought to get me to 102 then.

[papsrus]

Jeez...the year I turned 13 ought to get me to 102 then.