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Oh yeah this is photoshop, I never liked Aniston i don't think she's that special

looks like your average girl from high school .

She is big time below AVERAGE...if she was an actress (and i use that term loosely with her) in the 30's,40's,50's

she wouldn't be a blip on the screen....maybe an extra.

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Oh yeah this is photoshop, I never liked Aniston i don't think she's that special

looks like your average girl from high school .

Well...yeah!

She is big time below blah blah...if she was an blah blah (and i use that term loosely with her) in the 30's,40's,50's

she wouldn't be a blah blah blah blah.

:w

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Oh yeah this is photoshop, I never liked Aniston i don't think she's that special

looks like your average girl from high school .

She is big time below AVERAGE...if she was an actress (and i use that term loosely with her) in the 30's,40's,50's

she wouldn't be a blip on the screen....maybe an extra.

:D

Average girl from high school? I wanna live in your world! :D

OK, back to reading my Home Depot household fix-its manual.

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OK, you fellas are starting to obsess over this photoshop thing. And now we got a chin that disqualifies her from procreation, and a bikini air brushed out of the way? What next, phony dimples painted on? ... you're killing me. Killing me, I tell ya!

I'm moving on. Y'all can have her. :beee:

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Just for the record, when I said "do her", I meant "do her". Not DO her. Ironic winkwink re:stunted adolescent sexual maturity fully intended, and apologies if intent was not clearly communicated.

I mean, really, I'd not do her. I love my wife and have had a great lifetime doing her, and look forward to a great remaining lifetime of more of the same.

And yes, irony intended here as well...

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No one is obligated to "DO" her, ironically or otherwise, but to call her "below average" reminds me of a scene in When Harry Met Sally -

Empirically, you are attractive.

Anyone who can't figure out that empirically, Ms. Aniston is attractive needs to have their eyesight checked.

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Just for the record, when I said "do her", I meant "do her". Not DO her. Ironic winkwink re:stunted adolescent sexual maturity fully intended, and apologies if intent was not clearly communicated.

I mean, really, I'd not do her. I love my wife and have had a great lifetime doing her, and look forward to a great remaining lifetime of more of the same.

And yes, irony intended here as well...

A likely story.

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